As if I believe in other gods than myself. Fnar.
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In April, I recruited pete23 as a new cultist (30 points). In September, I legally changed my name to Kixen Divinessa (-40 points). Last week, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In December, I exposed pete23 to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In August, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-680 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
kroker
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