ffs

[kroker]

I hope I will never appear on morning sitcom news with Mother as my only description.

k. kroker
Mother

If the only thing that distinguishes her and justifies her appearing on TV is her child, then they should at least mention the name of the wonder kid:

Elaine McSmith
Mother of John

On the other hand.
k. kroker
Mother of Satan Asmodeus the Destroyer

Could work.