A poem about Marissa
Marissa Evans is a crazy girl
When she drinks she always hurls
She has a disease called MLD
Where she can't remember anything
Her trademark words are "mine", "key-key", and "no"
One time she slipped on the ice and snow
Sometimes Marissa gets a tude
Then we tell her she's being rude
Marissa's mom makes her want to puke
But Marissa loves the gay dog, Duke
She's obsessed with magazines
And she loves Johnny and Brad
If someone else likes them
She gets real mad
Marissa likes to shop with no dough
She always trys to crack my toes
Hello Kitty is her favorite thing
Marissa likes to show her nipple ring
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When she drinks she always hurls
She has a disease called MLD
Where she can't remember anything
Her trademark words are "mine", "key-key", and "no"
One time she slipped on the ice and snow
Sometimes Marissa gets a tude
Then we tell her she's being rude
Marissa's mom makes her want to puke
But Marissa loves the gay dog, Duke
She's obsessed with magazines
And she loves Johnny and Brad
If someone else likes them
She gets real mad
Marissa likes to shop with no dough
She always trys to crack my toes
Hello Kitty is her favorite thing
Marissa likes to show her nipple ring
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