Poem about Laura

[krizzydin]

A poem about LAURA:
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Laura always has to poo
She never hesitates to tell you.

She loves Gwen Stefani from No Doubt
If she's not in a magazine, Laura pouts

Laura likes to joke
While puffing on a smoke

She loves Waffle House
When she was little she killed a mouse

She laughs so hard she can barely breathe,
One time she had a cast on her knee

Laura does what she wants
even if it's wrong
She likes ---- ------
because of his schlong.
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