Hard day at the office ... Shoe pimping!!!
Just got off work. Had a huge day ... I got a call from my boss at 7:30ish asking if I could start at 9. I prolly shouldn't have stayed up till 1 lastnight, but you get that. lol
So after all that I dragged my arse outta bed and when I got there it was already pumping with people. It always good though cause it makes the day go faster.
I just love how people think that I know what im talking about with the shoes! I do know the technology involved with them, but if you say all the right things people are all like 'oh, that sounds really good, thank you for all your help. I'll take them!' But really they are the ones that pick that shoes, i just make it look and sound really professional!
Well not much else to report ... just wanted to have a little chat about work. i realise I dont update enough, so even if it's all shit at least I can say that I did it!
I'll leave you all with a joke that I got from my dad....
MANAGEMENT 101
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else.
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said i'll give you $1000 if you let me screw you, but the girl said, "NO."
Johnny said, "i'll be fast, i'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, i'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says "ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast, he wont even be able to get his pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks "what happened?"
She replies "the S.O.B used coins!"
MANAGEMENT LESSON: Always consider a buisness proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
LMFAO ... hope you all liked it. I have a few more but I will space them out over a few posts.
Take care all xoxo
So after all that I dragged my arse outta bed and when I got there it was already pumping with people. It always good though cause it makes the day go faster.
I just love how people think that I know what im talking about with the shoes! I do know the technology involved with them, but if you say all the right things people are all like 'oh, that sounds really good, thank you for all your help. I'll take them!' But really they are the ones that pick that shoes, i just make it look and sound really professional!
Well not much else to report ... just wanted to have a little chat about work. i realise I dont update enough, so even if it's all shit at least I can say that I did it!
I'll leave you all with a joke that I got from my dad....
MANAGEMENT 101
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else.
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said i'll give you $1000 if you let me screw you, but the girl said, "NO."
Johnny said, "i'll be fast, i'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, i'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says "ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast, he wont even be able to get his pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks "what happened?"
She replies "the S.O.B used coins!"
MANAGEMENT LESSON: Always consider a buisness proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
LMFAO ... hope you all liked it. I have a few more but I will space them out over a few posts.
Take care all xoxo