sigh i never got anything i wanted...
where was the Nintendo?
or the Transformers?!
Ninja Turtles at least?
a Rudolph book?!!
Santa did what? He what??? He ripped my stocking?!!!
ooh, i am so bitter... big guy done lost his mind...
So, ya, when my mom told me Rudolph came, it was ok that i didn't get any presents... but fat bastard ripped my x-mas stockin!!!
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Ha, years later, Gamecube, XBox, and PS2, and even lil GameBoy Advance, make their way on the scene... i was all of 18 years old... and what did i get from santa?
Socks??!?!!!
and my lil cousins, who were 4 and 7 at the time, both got a PS2 and Gamecube... each.
I got to play with my socks.
I hate you santa.
i hope you enjoy the special cookies i make for you this christmas... they are to die for big guy.