The Conquest of Napolean
I gave Andrew his one and only chance to voice his opinion in regards to my pregnancy, but he ultimately ran from his responsibilty, which is both selfish and immature, He doesn't seem to realize that it's not about US anymore. His decision to run out on both myself and Napolean (which is what i have nick named my fetus) has made my decision to keep Napolean that much easier. Andrew thinks he doesn't care about me, but he really doesn't care about his wallet... Of course there is the gene therapy he must pay for, to ensure that Napolean does not inherit his hideous hair color, freckles and pasty skin, horrendous teeth or large nose... And then there is the 500 $ a month child support - when he thanks me for not sending him to jail for stagetory rape, I will inform him of course that I only did so to ensure that he could provide for Napolean and myself. 18 years from now when Andrew is entering his Tercel in his Lebreton Heights Apartment Building parking lot (where he owes 2 months rent for his bachelor apartment) I will be riding in the passenger seat of Napolean's BMW showing off my ice and xtra cheese ! Of course I have Napoleans god father Kevin MacMartin, and God Mother Christopher Green to be father figures for Napolean, Who will teach him/her all sorts of important things, and will also inform Napolean of what a dead beat asshole his/her father is. Christopher is currently knitting Napolean a hat with a symbol of Andrew bursting into flames as it's crest!