Who says brothers dont listen to their sisters?
Okay, im bored and i still dont feel good. I was also retardedly ill yesterday when i went to the store, which will help explain this next part.
Its long.. but its great. plus, i was nyquil'd up to the gills. yay cold medicine! Keep in mind.. he's only 14..but he looks about 20..lol he's a good 175lbs at about 6'1 right now.
Int-Grocery store-Day
(abnormally bright florescent lights, chatty cashiers, odd smells of bad fruit and cleaning products.)
(trudging wearily through the store and coughing sparadically is Kristin, pushing a cart and (this is important)carrying her black book bag to hold tissues and random junk and dragging along her brother Anthony who didnt actually want to be there.)
(Standing in aisle 6 arguing with Anthony about pasta and which goes best with mushroom sauce, along comes brandon, food lion employee, smiling impishly.)
Brandon: Hey girl! Im going to tell you something, and i think you'll think its funny because you're you.
Kristin: Alright, what's funny?
Brandon: The assistant manager is freaking out. He said there is someone walking around the store with a big black bag, and he thinks they might be stealing stuff.
(Brandon giggles.)
Kristin: what? why is that funn...
(realizing she is the one with the big black bag, flinches and smiles awkwardly.)
Kristin: Wait..What.. Me? I always carry this bag.. and NOW im a suspect?
(grabbing a tissue from the bag, she coughs into it and throws it on the floor.)
Brandon: I know! he's new but he's freaking out.. its funny though right?
Kristin: of course it is.
Brandon: ill see you later, i have a date with some shrimp.
Kristin alright, bye.
5 minutes later
Anthony: What the fuck, man.. stealing? you're in here all the time.
Kristin: yeah its no big deal.
Anthony: It is a big deal, some asshole is going to get a job to run a store and then try to say that someone who has been coming in here 3 times a week for like 2 years is a thief? fuck that we arent coming here any more.
Kristin: Err..its okay, we arent stealing anything so im not worried.
Anthony: whatever, i cant believe you are letting people think fucked up shit like that about you.
(Grumbling slightly, and with extreme discomfort)
Kristin: go get those things you wanted ill be right back.
AISLE 2
(here, is the assistant manager and Anthony)
Kristin: Anthony, i said go get that crap you wanted!
Assistant Manager: Look im just looking out for my store
Anthony: I dont care! there are women who come in here with purses bigger than that bag but my sister is stealing? you know what dude this is a race thing!
you think cause she's a little black girl with a big bag she's gotta be stealing shit? WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE WANT TO STEAL FROM A FOOD STORE?'
Assistant Manager: look, it isnt like that, it was just a concern.
Anthony: ill show you your concern!
(grabbing the bag off the cart, he dumps it upside down and out of it falls an array of tissues, cough drops, pens, a note book, and random plastic cards, atm/state ID etc.)
(Shocked at the situation)
Kristin: holy crap. pick that shit up.
(Also apparently shocked)
Assistant manager: Um..I uh.. why?
Anthony: THIS is what your concern is! Tissues and snot dude. what the hell is your problem! she's in here all the time, and now she's sick, but she's stealing. screw that! look at her!
(he points to a woman walking by)
Look at the size of her damn purse! is she stealing?
Assistant manager: most likely not..
Anthony: why? because she's white?
Assistant manager: no its just.. she..
Anthony: WHAT THE HELL EVER! Listen up, we're going to pay for this crap and then i WILL be calling your customer service and you WILL be seeing us again!
so i think you need to go change your name tag to Assistant DOUCHE and help her pick her shit up man.
(picking up the crap on the floor, Kristin stares in awe of the current situation)
Kristin: i got it.. im done.. thanks..
Anthony: we're leaving, lets go. get the cart Kris, im pissed.
(on the walk home)
Kristin: what the fuck just happened?
Anthony: if you were feeling better you'd have done the same thing. You tell me all the time, "never let a moron get away with being a moron"
He was being a moron, thats all.
Kristin: well.. um.. alright..
END
Its long.. but its great. plus, i was nyquil'd up to the gills. yay cold medicine! Keep in mind.. he's only 14..but he looks about 20..lol he's a good 175lbs at about 6'1 right now.
Int-Grocery store-Day
(abnormally bright florescent lights, chatty cashiers, odd smells of bad fruit and cleaning products.)
(trudging wearily through the store and coughing sparadically is Kristin, pushing a cart and (this is important)carrying her black book bag to hold tissues and random junk and dragging along her brother Anthony who didnt actually want to be there.)
(Standing in aisle 6 arguing with Anthony about pasta and which goes best with mushroom sauce, along comes brandon, food lion employee, smiling impishly.)
Brandon: Hey girl! Im going to tell you something, and i think you'll think its funny because you're you.
Kristin: Alright, what's funny?
Brandon: The assistant manager is freaking out. He said there is someone walking around the store with a big black bag, and he thinks they might be stealing stuff.
(Brandon giggles.)
Kristin: what? why is that funn...
(realizing she is the one with the big black bag, flinches and smiles awkwardly.)
Kristin: Wait..What.. Me? I always carry this bag.. and NOW im a suspect?
(grabbing a tissue from the bag, she coughs into it and throws it on the floor.)
Brandon: I know! he's new but he's freaking out.. its funny though right?
Kristin: of course it is.
Brandon: ill see you later, i have a date with some shrimp.
Kristin alright, bye.
5 minutes later
Anthony: What the fuck, man.. stealing? you're in here all the time.
Kristin: yeah its no big deal.
Anthony: It is a big deal, some asshole is going to get a job to run a store and then try to say that someone who has been coming in here 3 times a week for like 2 years is a thief? fuck that we arent coming here any more.
Kristin: Err..its okay, we arent stealing anything so im not worried.
Anthony: whatever, i cant believe you are letting people think fucked up shit like that about you.
(Grumbling slightly, and with extreme discomfort)
Kristin: go get those things you wanted ill be right back.
AISLE 2
(here, is the assistant manager and Anthony)
Kristin: Anthony, i said go get that crap you wanted!
Assistant Manager: Look im just looking out for my store
Anthony: I dont care! there are women who come in here with purses bigger than that bag but my sister is stealing? you know what dude this is a race thing!
you think cause she's a little black girl with a big bag she's gotta be stealing shit? WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE WANT TO STEAL FROM A FOOD STORE?'
Assistant Manager: look, it isnt like that, it was just a concern.
Anthony: ill show you your concern!
(grabbing the bag off the cart, he dumps it upside down and out of it falls an array of tissues, cough drops, pens, a note book, and random plastic cards, atm/state ID etc.)
(Shocked at the situation)
Kristin: holy crap. pick that shit up.
(Also apparently shocked)
Assistant manager: Um..I uh.. why?
Anthony: THIS is what your concern is! Tissues and snot dude. what the hell is your problem! she's in here all the time, and now she's sick, but she's stealing. screw that! look at her!
(he points to a woman walking by)
Look at the size of her damn purse! is she stealing?
Assistant manager: most likely not..
Anthony: why? because she's white?
Assistant manager: no its just.. she..
Anthony: WHAT THE HELL EVER! Listen up, we're going to pay for this crap and then i WILL be calling your customer service and you WILL be seeing us again!
so i think you need to go change your name tag to Assistant DOUCHE and help her pick her shit up man.
(picking up the crap on the floor, Kristin stares in awe of the current situation)
Kristin: i got it.. im done.. thanks..
Anthony: we're leaving, lets go. get the cart Kris, im pissed.
(on the walk home)
Kristin: what the fuck just happened?
Anthony: if you were feeling better you'd have done the same thing. You tell me all the time, "never let a moron get away with being a moron"
He was being a moron, thats all.
Kristin: well.. um.. alright..
END