You spin me right 'round baby, right 'round.
Yay! Its Update Timeeee!
So.. first i'll talk shit.. and then ill talk about me..
1. How does Toni know http://www.hi5.com/friend/displayGallery.do?userid=13587581&pic=23310410
I know im a big whore now and everything..but even if i wasnt.. i would rape the hell out of that kid from Scranton, PA... lol
2. Im going to start a national campaign to make every person in the nation take a test every 5 years, and if they fail this most basic common sense test.. their results will be sent back to them in the form of a letter bomb.. and if they have already breeded..their children will be held until they are of appropriate age to take the test. I think i can make it work... Legally or not..
3. If anyone has wondered why ive converted to Whoreism its because Rick is a moron. and if he reads this.. he should know he's a complete Jerk off. Honestly..I have love for that kid, but i dont think i wouldnt laugh if he got hit by a train or something..or maybe even a small cuban child. whatever.
4. Mom is Officially crazy.. she forgets everything, and i want to actually say she's sanely senile.. I say thing because..well.. SHE IS FUCKING NUTS. Until someone comes over to the house.. then she is marry fuckin' poppins.
and when their car leaves the driveway.. its Mrs. CooCoo McNutters again.
Now.. Kristin is doing....
Fine. Not dead yet. Slowing going insane and thinking about taking a hitchhiking trip up and down the east coast.. so if you see me on the highway somewhere, give me a ride.. I put out.. lol
Oh yeah, as before mentioned..Im a whore..im trying to finish my list before im 30.. because thats as long as i think im gonna live.
So lets go over my screw list.
Musician: Check!
:Get him to write a song about you: Check!
Artist: Check!
:Get him to create a picture of you in his craft: Check! (^:I am now an oil/chalk/water color painting :^)
Writer: Check!
:Get him to write a book about your whirlwind romance: CHECK!!! except its more like a short story that i got a copy of.. ill publish it myself..it'll work.
Poet: Working on it.
:Get him to write a love/hate poem about you: Working on it..I love the "i love you and hate you" poems.
Only thing i need to find now is a man of science to name a newly found element after me.. like Kristonium... OMFG that is great..
toodles puudles.
So.. first i'll talk shit.. and then ill talk about me..
1. How does Toni know http://www.hi5.com/friend/displayGallery.do?userid=13587581&pic=23310410
I know im a big whore now and everything..but even if i wasnt.. i would rape the hell out of that kid from Scranton, PA... lol
2. Im going to start a national campaign to make every person in the nation take a test every 5 years, and if they fail this most basic common sense test.. their results will be sent back to them in the form of a letter bomb.. and if they have already breeded..their children will be held until they are of appropriate age to take the test. I think i can make it work... Legally or not..
3. If anyone has wondered why ive converted to Whoreism its because Rick is a moron. and if he reads this.. he should know he's a complete Jerk off. Honestly..I have love for that kid, but i dont think i wouldnt laugh if he got hit by a train or something..or maybe even a small cuban child. whatever.
4. Mom is Officially crazy.. she forgets everything, and i want to actually say she's sanely senile.. I say thing because..well.. SHE IS FUCKING NUTS. Until someone comes over to the house.. then she is marry fuckin' poppins.
and when their car leaves the driveway.. its Mrs. CooCoo McNutters again.
Now.. Kristin is doing....
Fine. Not dead yet. Slowing going insane and thinking about taking a hitchhiking trip up and down the east coast.. so if you see me on the highway somewhere, give me a ride.. I put out.. lol
Oh yeah, as before mentioned..Im a whore..im trying to finish my list before im 30.. because thats as long as i think im gonna live.
So lets go over my screw list.
Musician: Check!
:Get him to write a song about you: Check!
Artist: Check!
:Get him to create a picture of you in his craft: Check! (^:I am now an oil/chalk/water color painting :^)
Writer: Check!
:Get him to write a book about your whirlwind romance: CHECK!!! except its more like a short story that i got a copy of.. ill publish it myself..it'll work.
Poet: Working on it.
:Get him to write a love/hate poem about you: Working on it..I love the "i love you and hate you" poems.
Only thing i need to find now is a man of science to name a newly found element after me.. like Kristonium... OMFG that is great..
toodles puudles.