The clock ticks as cows prepare to control the world.

Mar 15, 2005 11:07

I have found the path to ultimate clarity and justification before midnight.
the key to true enlightenment is White Chocolate and Key Lime Pie, mixed lightly with Vodka,Nicotine,and a Zippo with your name on it.

All signs read "GO!" so of course i choose to stop. I managed to trip over myself in my haste to halt and have given myself a broken pinky finger. HOW you break that finger is still being discussed in a medical conference somewhere in Prague, afterall it isnt the first to hit when trying to save your face from a small pile of lumber. Anyway, Life is funny sometimes.

Artsy kids are amusing, while you're doing the Vodka Mating Dance from the lovely country of Chad. Artsy kids are also sneaky. When you assume an Artsy kid is passed out on your bedroom floor and wake up in the morning with him asking to buy the Mockumentary you wrote about Underground Jacks, dont assume it was passed out on the floor, because he would have had to search for hours to find a notebook containing this Mockumentary.

hmm.. im bored. Rock on Ozomatli. Rock on.
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