You'd THINK the birthday gods would take pity on me...

[kristinhasskill]

ITS BEEN TWO WEEKS.
and I'm still sick.
ugh.
If I'm still this sick on my birthday (which lasts the entire weekend btw) I'm gonna KILL someone.
I've already been sick on my birthday before.
it was the worst thing EVER.
it was my 8th grade birthday.
I remember because I got a cellphone for my birthday.
and I was throwing up the entire day.
it. sucked.
so if this year is destined for a repeat, I'm gonna smack a bitch.
being sick on your birthday should not be allowed.
it just shouldnt.
also,
if this turns out to be mono, i'm gonna smack more bitches.
ugh.
i sound so self absorbed, but really,
being healthy is the ONLY thing I want for my birthday.
THE ONLY THING.