Bad news is when your rat smells like Pez. Then it makes sense that all of your Pez packets have gone missing.
Also, look look look look we're in the paper!
http://media.www.dailyvidette.com/media/storage/paper420/news/2007/04/11/News/Students.Make.TShirts.To.Support.Art.Professors-2833308.shtmlThe t-shirt making party was like a month ago though but whatever...