If fictional characters wrote FML entries.
I'm completely incapable of being as funny as
Kate Hart, so instead of writing FML entries for already-published fictional characters - I'm writing them for my own. :D
Nika (from STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL):
"Today I had another vision. My head pretty much split open, I saw lots of blood, I drooled all over myself...and this time Alexei was watching. FML."
Asha (from SEVEN):
"Today, my parents decided to move to a new town, which would be great if said town wasn't potentially haunted and cursed and also completely lacking a Starbucks. FML."
Dax (from CITY OF SHADOWS):
"Well, let's see. Today I missed breakfast (and lunch. and dinner), got chased down by a psycho cult, jumped into the ocean to escape the psycho cult, and... You know what? F#@% it. F$@% my whole f%@#*&@ life."