SO Mostly I posted this because um 1) I want to look back at this and hate myself one day, 2) it provides.. for you all.. great insight... as to what retards me and Kie are. ISSOUR TRUE UNCENSORED SELVES. 3) awesome macros, thanks Kie.
ON WITH THE CONVERSATION OF FANSPASMS AND FOOLISHNESS:
Me: Sungmin bothers me sometimes.
Me: But Leeteuk is the new failure of the week.
Me: I give up on him forever.
Me: this week.
Kie: Oh shush,the man is old and lonely.
Kie: He wants babies and such.
Kie: Kibum wants in with ShiHanChul... XD
Me: UH KIBUM IS IN WITH SHIHANCHUL.
Me: HE WAS IN WITH THEM BEFORE SHI WAS.
Me: JUST BECAUSE NO FANFIC WRITERS CARE ABOUT KIBUM WTF
*LATER*
Me: Jackie I'm so offended by your comment, so you know.
Kie: What comment?
Kie: XO
Me: About ShiHanChul.. and Kibum wanting to join. ugh.
Me: Kibum was clearly Heechul's first wtf.
Kie: Yea, but they split, and ShiHanChul formed.
Kie: Now Kibum wants a harem and can't have one. XD
Me: NO NO Because Kibum was totally in with Hankyung.
Me: I will bring on the photo proof.
Kie: Ooooh kay
Me: I insist that Siwon is the outcast. XD XD XD;;;
Me: Fine ok I have rethought your statement and agree.
Kie: Aha, you agree. I win. XD
Me: WELL JUST BECAUSE YOU EXPLAINED YOURSELF OK?
Me: As long as you know Kibum wuz thar first.
Kie: Oh! Found it!
Kie:
http://sapphirepearls.com/2008/09/14/heechul-cyworld-entry-featuring-mi/ Kie: It's cute. READ IT
Kie: XD
Me: Ahh I read this before
Me: Back before I cared about Zhoumi.
Kie: ^..^ It's cute now that I care. XD
Kie: My Heechul is totally going to call your Zhoumi "marinate sauce"
Me: Wow now that I like Zhoumi um
Me: this is way hotter
Me: and implies that Zhoumi slipped into a threesome
Me: with HanChul
Kie: XD Indeed
Kie: XD It does.
Me: Yes. XD
Kie: KyuMiHanChul
Kie: XD
Kie: omg, the world would be destroyed.
Me: XD it would ugh.
Kie: They would bring about the end of days, I'm sure of it.
Kie: XD
Me: Everything would just explode
Me: Kibum: Hey Heechul. Check it out. *points to shoes*
Donghae: *crawls over and ties Kibum's shoes, then crawls away*
Heechul: Hey Kibum. Check this out. *points to cock*
Hankyung & Siwon: *battle for the opportunity*
Hankyung: *WINS THIS TIME* Siwon you're still a rookie. *HAS HEECHUL'S COCK* *PLEASES IT*
Me: That's their life now.
Me: Just fyi.
Kie: XD XD XD XD XD XD
Kie: I love you. XD
Me: XD
Me: Also, this foursome:
Kie: XD "Siwon, you're still a rookie" rofl..
Kie: *clicking pic*
Kie: XD Sungmin bustin up KRY?
Me: Yup.
Kie: Niche
Me: FOR WIN.
Me: He comes up in there
Me: and YeKyu is like "Where do we put you?"
Me: And Min is like "Up your ass"
Me: and his martial arts pwn them all.
Me: rofl XD that's terrible stop.
Me: ew. y?
Kie: XD
Kie: Are you talking yo yourself?
Me: Yes I am. lol XD
Me: My YeKyu muses maybe?
Me: Or my Sungmin muse even.
Me: He's like "EWW LIKE I TOTALLY WOULD BE ON THE FLOOR OKAAAAY?"
Kie: XD Perhaps
Me: "On the floor" is Sungmin's position. idk where that puts Ryeowook.
Me: Ryeowook is the floor.
Kie: XD XD XD XD
Kie: Ryeowook is under the carpet
Me: LOL YAH.
Me: XD That.
Kie: All like "no penetration!"
Kie: XD
Me: HYAHAHAHA
Me: YES XD
Kie: So YeKyuMin just fuck on top of him XD
Me: Yes.
Me: And Ryeowook goes like "Ohhhh!!"
Kie: XD Indeed
Me: And covers his eyes, then peeks, then covers his eyes
Me: and stuff.
Kie: Yep yep, that's my boy.
Me: tj
Kie: XD XD
Me: rl XD
Me: I keysmashed
Me: and gleeed.
Kie: XD
Me: I keep gleedin, I keep keep gleedin love.
Me: Gleedin. It's a word.
Kie: XD Is that painful?
Me: It is not.
Me: It is gleeful.
Kie: XD Awesome. brb, pajamas
Me: kk
Me: brb masturbation
Me: cough joke cough
Kie: XD nice
Kie: back
Me: Welcome to returnliness.
Me: I'll be your escort.
Kie: Why thank you
Kie: To where?
Me: The ball.
Me: *snaps*
Kie: XD
Me: *romantic music*
Me: *ball gowns*
Kie: *in pajamas*
Kie: *grows wings*
Me: lolz XD
Kie: *is free*
Kie: XD
Me: WHUUUT.
Me: XD XD
Kie: I'm having fun, shut it. XD
Me: Sing sing a song
Kie: make it simple, to last your whole life loooong~
Kie: ... /muppets
Me: Goodbye muppers 8D
Me: It was marvelous to hear from you
Kie: XD
Me: MUPPETS I MEAN
Me: /the ball
Me: Wow that was so fun
Me: Now what do we do?
Kie: Imma google "suju threesome" and see what I get
Me: rofl bad fanfix
Kie: That's what I'm gonna do
Kie: Imagesearch
Me: There's got to be.. a morning aftahhhh~~
Me: ( The morning after:
)
Kie:
Kie: XD Kibum is sneezing again
Me: He has the runniest nose
Me: I want to make a crack 100 Suju challenge
Me: with themes like Runny Nose
Me: and Panty Battle
Kie: XD Do it
Kie: I'll write suju crack
Me: YESUNG WOW
Me: YOU ARE KING
Kie: XD XD XD And "Sex under the carpet"
Me: lol Yes XD
Me: Did you know that Yesung um...
Me: Yesung um...
Kie: "Apocolyptic Orgy"
Me: Calls himself the butt expert of Super Junior?
Kie: XD ... XO ... ^..^ Huh?
Kie: Say what?
Me: Seriously, I read this.
Kie: NICE, YESUNG
Kie: High touch, man
Me: XD I WANT TO KNOW WHYYY THOUGH.
Kie: wtf is with these crowns...
Kie: Who can tell with Yesung? XD
Kie: He does like to touch
Me: Yes, I just googled it looking for the reason
Me: and found:
Yehsung is a pervert. He likes to touch people's butts. Yehsung is a Super Junior butt expert. Self-proclaimed. He has proudly touched && felt each and ...
Me: I imagine the rest is "every one of the members butts"
Me: If that is the case, I want to know whos butt he likes most.
Kie: XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Me: Wow LOL WHAT IS WITH THOSE CROWNS AND Y DID EVEN THE DOG GET 1?
Me: KANGSUNG
Me: KANGSUNG
Me: *BLOWS THE KANGSUNG WHISTLE*
Me: KANGSUNG
Me: Kangsung dancers: *come out and dance*
Kie: XD XD XD XD
Me: Kangsung ninjas: *come out and kill the kangsung dancers in an epic beautiful fashion, then disappear*
Kie: WTF
Kie: Dancers
Kie: XD Whuut?
Me: Kangsung fireworks: *go off in the air*
Me: Kangsung indians: *sing and hop around the campfire*
Me: THIS ACTUALLY IS HAPPENING WOW
Me: WHY?
Me: CALM DOWN GUYS ITS JUST KANGSUNG
Me: /Kangsung party
Me: *the Kangsung campfire goes out*
Me: *the Kangsung indians poof away*
Me: *the sky is rid of Kangsung fireworks*
Kie: ... Kangsung isn't all that hot
Me: No it's not.
Me: But it is true.
Kie: XD wtf, you must be bored then.
Me: XD I just wanted to spazz about something random.
Me: Yewook was too predictable.
Me: See you expect Yewook dancers and ninjas and shit.
Kie: Not really. XD
Me: Now whenever a Kangsung moment appears
Me: Please note that a party will go off in my head.
Me: With Dancers, ninjas, indians, fireworks, and a fire.
Me: Shall I show you a truly hot couple?
Me: *is gonna be unpredictable again*
Kie: Do it.
Me:
Me: If you expected Kyuhyun/Geek girl you are awesome.
Me: Because that would've been cool and sexy of me.
Me: but this was less predictable. 8D
Kie: Who's that guy? He looks like baby Siwon.. but it couldn't be..
Me: It's Siwon, Heechul.. has him so hypnotized...
Me: that Siwon...
Me: even wears blush for him.
Kie: I rofl
Kie: XD
Kie: He doesn't look like himself..
Me: Heechul doesn't totally look like himself
Kie: overall weird pic.
Me: ROFL WTF
Me: At your pic.
Kie: Heechul looks hot though
Kie: XD I love it.
Kie: Best macro ever
Kie: XD
Me: LOOK this picture:
Me: Kibum is so proud to be there with Heechul
Me: and Heechul is checking out Hankyung
Kie: XD It's true
Me: He's just like "Imma fuck that foreign guy later"
Me: and Kibum is like "Look at my beautiful wife"
Kie: XD Poor Kibum
Kie: The divorce must have really come as a shock
Me: It did. XD XD
Me: OK SO HAHA IM SO FUNNY
Me: It was especially shocking to Kibum see,
Me: Because Heechul actually did tell him he was going to break up with him... ok? Follow me?
Kie: Yes?
Kie: He just caught him buttnaked with SiHan?
Me: But it went like this. *uploads*
Me:
Kie: btw, you've addicted me, I hope you know.
Me: And then yes later that's what happened
Me: Macros are AWESOME XD
Kie: XD XD XD XD XD
Kie: YES!!!!
Kie: Responding to fire penis, but yes, macros are awesome. XD
Me: That macro for win. XD
Kie: XD His face
Me: Changmins??
Kie: no no, the next one.
Me: What next one?
Kie: I send again
Kie:
Kie: You get
Me: Thanks. XD
Kie: ?
Kie: XD Yesh
Me: Yes I got.
Me: Oh yes I've seen that one.
Kie: XD Epic
Me: I didn't save it because I didn't care. xD
Me: So I didn't think it was epic.
Me: But I like that you do.
Me: So I'll save it now.
Kie: XD The Changmin one was on the same post
Me: REALLY???
Me: I don't always let them all load.
Kie: Yeees
Kie: Ah
Me: Cause like they ALWAYS x out
Me: and I have to click 'show picture'
Kie: You've possibly seen this one too, but I think it's hilarious
Kie:
with his fricken fur
Me: ROFL
Me: NO I HADNT SEEN THAT ONE EITHER D: D: D:
Kie: XD I should send you all the good ones. Even if you has.
Me: Are her pictures ginormous or something? XD Yeah. Send them just in case.
Kie: Nope, not particularly
Kie:
Me: Maybe the internet was having a bad day when I was loading her post.
Kie: Is possible
Me: Like that one won't load now. XD
Kie: Boo. That was a good one. I could just save them here and you could see when I get home.
Me: Yeah, do that.
Kie: kk, sorry it sucks for you.
Kie: Leeteuk: I love you.
Kie: ... XD Can you tell that I like how he says that yet? Huh? HUH!?
Me: Siwon: If you like it then I should have put a ring on it.
Me: Funny that you like how he says that. Because I like how Kibum says
Me: "I hate them."
Kie: XD "I hate those guys"
Kie: XD
Me: .. THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE** ugh I ruined it.
Me: In fact, mom was just telling me.. how you have a laptop.. and don't need a desktop on this comp any more.XD
Me: I should totally set the error sounds.. on the new primary NOT your desktop..
Me: so it'll be like "I hate them."
Me: But I love how he said "Super Junior" so retardedly.
Me: It sounded like he wanted to say "Stuper Junior"
Kie: Wait, mom has a problem with my desktop?
Me: I think that's what he secretly calls them
Me: Behind their back
Kie: XD He does
Me: XD She was like "What happened to my desktop? You better make me one!!!"
Me: and I'm like "We only use Jackie's, we don't need a bunch of desktops"
Kie: I don't have half the shit that's on that computer on this laptop
Me: and she's like "Well the primary desktop does not need to be Jackie's, she's leaving and has a laptop"
Kie: Yea, one primary one is fine. You can change the name to "Pattycake" for all I care"
Me: Yeah. XD
Kie: omg omg omg, I want you to get this. I want to upload it.
Kie: It's too effin hilarious
Me: What? What?
Kie: I try upload
Kie:
Kie: You get?
Me: *DIIIIIIIIIED*
Kie: Nooooo~
Kie: XD Oooh
Kie: XD
Me: SUNGMIN
Me: SLAYED
Me: MEEEEEEEEE
Kie: XD XD XD XD
Me: *REST IN PEACE*
Kie: XD XD XD
Me: I'm pretty sure that
Me: I'm gonna post like our entire conversation in my lj
Me: Because you made me rofl a lot.
Kie: XD You should
Kie: We have funtimes