Rule #1
When trying to quit smoking - don't do anything that is going to even remotely piss you off, like trying to unjam your printer - which ripped off a piece of paper and jammed it behind the print cartridge carriage and kept telling me it was jammed, even though I couldn't see anything that was stuck in there.
Instead of opening it up, pulling out the wad of paper, I whacked it and called it a "fuckingassolemotherfuckercocksucker-youhavenothingstuckinthere-stupidfucker"
Instead of opening it up, pulling out the wad of paper, I whacked it and called it a "fuckingassolemotherfuckercocksucker-youhavenothingstuckinthere-stupidfucker"