semi-annual urge to update.
i dont know where to beginnnn. this has been quite the fucking summer, i must say.
im dying my eye brows currently. because i tried to put black streaks in my hair while drunk and failed miserably. and then had to work a double with said failed hair experiment. so i dyed it all black and hated it. so then alejandro pulled my hair through a highlighting bonnet (i<3gay friends) and now i like it. but my eye brows were looking shabbily light. so thats why. not that it needed an explanation. its just bizarre that i had black hair for five days.
finally done with summer classes. took one class each session. greek civilization in session 1 made me want to gauge my eyeballs out with the triton of poseidon. psych stats in session 2 was pretty cool though. best teacher ever- an australian drunk who did cartwheels. took my final today and i think i nailed it. even though i was out until 4am drinking vodka last night and never studied.
just came back from a weekend at winnepisaukee (sp? im not checking) with melinda. we stayed at her aunts wicked nice house in moultonborough. it was so much fun- i love her family. we played kings with her aunt and uncle and her uncles rule was you had to roll your head like in the exorcist and say "your mother sucks cocks in hell" with that voice. funniest thing ever. we drove out to alton bay on the boat and i got to see mt. major from the lake and it made my inner lame-tree-hugging-side squeal with delight. and then we got caught on the lake in a storm and i turned purple and my appendages went numb haha. we came back sunday. i was exhausted and missed it already.
then monday night i almost got a dui but then i didnt. so that was cool.
other summer highlights include...
- my painful, life threatening UTI and missing the six flags DT outing because of it. that was fun.
- brookes baby shower hahahahaha. only i would attend a baby shower with a bottle of vodka, play flip cup, initiate an afterparty, and then never make it home. really, only me.
- theresas wedding and the hotel lobby after party with a traveling dominican baseball team. fuckin a' haha...only my family.
- ccf softball game #2...namely the afterparty. "youre putting a damper on my orgy" & "when sleeping in a clusterfuck with three servers, your ekm, and sautee cook- be sure that your ekm is on your immediate right" CLASSIC.
- staceys bday night in boston and the mini savio reunion. and forcing emily to pee in the middle of a boston street.
- getting into a fight with the white trash lady whos ethnic husband tried to bum a cigg off of me at 2:30am in boston. "if you want to smoke with dignity...go buy a pack, fat ass."
...yeah. and just shit in general has been pretty busy, enjoyable, drunken, fun filled, and dandy. except one thing. which created a sea of things. but really, even the worst of things happen for a reason. you gotta roll with it and take it all in. even though it all boils down to my cold heart and black soul. ha. haha.
and hey, its sorta fun to watch an "adult" scamper away with the mere sight of me. and to have everyone notice it and laugh with me.
im talking out of my asshole because its 1:22am. and im unable to prepare myself for bed. possibly because this task includes the washing of the uniform, washing of the face, removal of the shirt, taking of the pills, drinking of the water, emptying of the bladder, choosing of the television entertainment, arranging of the pillows, et cetera.
yeah i just pulled out some latin. what now?!
pulled out. hahaha.
im the most mature 22 year old ever. really. speaking of which, andreas sweet 16 is friday. wtf?! the babys growing up!! shes having an ill party and im going to imbibe much of the open bar along with meghan. and then go into boston after already hammered and not spend a dime on drinks all friday night. yeah guy. and of course, ill get to see my family and whatnot that night as well. rumor has it people are dressing for the hollywood theme and im pretty stoked to see that. im gonna have the camera fully charged and ready to go.
i should sleep. me and ronaldino are taking g-pa out for bday breakfast in the morning. which im excited for because i never see the man even though he lives downstairs. i feel weird going down there sometimes ever since my nana died. i feel bad leaving him. i feel weird sitting there in the living room talking to him with pictures of my nana plastered all over the walls. bahh. its been over two years. i still havent been to the grave. the thought of it instantly makes my eyes water.
well that was an unpleasant last note to leave this entry on. so like...
go listen to your nearest boyz II men CD to cheer you up. because thats what imma do. holla.
im dying my eye brows currently. because i tried to put black streaks in my hair while drunk and failed miserably. and then had to work a double with said failed hair experiment. so i dyed it all black and hated it. so then alejandro pulled my hair through a highlighting bonnet (i<3gay friends) and now i like it. but my eye brows were looking shabbily light. so thats why. not that it needed an explanation. its just bizarre that i had black hair for five days.
finally done with summer classes. took one class each session. greek civilization in session 1 made me want to gauge my eyeballs out with the triton of poseidon. psych stats in session 2 was pretty cool though. best teacher ever- an australian drunk who did cartwheels. took my final today and i think i nailed it. even though i was out until 4am drinking vodka last night and never studied.
just came back from a weekend at winnepisaukee (sp? im not checking) with melinda. we stayed at her aunts wicked nice house in moultonborough. it was so much fun- i love her family. we played kings with her aunt and uncle and her uncles rule was you had to roll your head like in the exorcist and say "your mother sucks cocks in hell" with that voice. funniest thing ever. we drove out to alton bay on the boat and i got to see mt. major from the lake and it made my inner lame-tree-hugging-side squeal with delight. and then we got caught on the lake in a storm and i turned purple and my appendages went numb haha. we came back sunday. i was exhausted and missed it already.
then monday night i almost got a dui but then i didnt. so that was cool.
other summer highlights include...
- my painful, life threatening UTI and missing the six flags DT outing because of it. that was fun.
- brookes baby shower hahahahaha. only i would attend a baby shower with a bottle of vodka, play flip cup, initiate an afterparty, and then never make it home. really, only me.
- theresas wedding and the hotel lobby after party with a traveling dominican baseball team. fuckin a' haha...only my family.
- ccf softball game #2...namely the afterparty. "youre putting a damper on my orgy" & "when sleeping in a clusterfuck with three servers, your ekm, and sautee cook- be sure that your ekm is on your immediate right" CLASSIC.
- staceys bday night in boston and the mini savio reunion. and forcing emily to pee in the middle of a boston street.
- getting into a fight with the white trash lady whos ethnic husband tried to bum a cigg off of me at 2:30am in boston. "if you want to smoke with dignity...go buy a pack, fat ass."
...yeah. and just shit in general has been pretty busy, enjoyable, drunken, fun filled, and dandy. except one thing. which created a sea of things. but really, even the worst of things happen for a reason. you gotta roll with it and take it all in. even though it all boils down to my cold heart and black soul. ha. haha.
and hey, its sorta fun to watch an "adult" scamper away with the mere sight of me. and to have everyone notice it and laugh with me.
im talking out of my asshole because its 1:22am. and im unable to prepare myself for bed. possibly because this task includes the washing of the uniform, washing of the face, removal of the shirt, taking of the pills, drinking of the water, emptying of the bladder, choosing of the television entertainment, arranging of the pillows, et cetera.
yeah i just pulled out some latin. what now?!
pulled out. hahaha.
im the most mature 22 year old ever. really. speaking of which, andreas sweet 16 is friday. wtf?! the babys growing up!! shes having an ill party and im going to imbibe much of the open bar along with meghan. and then go into boston after already hammered and not spend a dime on drinks all friday night. yeah guy. and of course, ill get to see my family and whatnot that night as well. rumor has it people are dressing for the hollywood theme and im pretty stoked to see that. im gonna have the camera fully charged and ready to go.
i should sleep. me and ronaldino are taking g-pa out for bday breakfast in the morning. which im excited for because i never see the man even though he lives downstairs. i feel weird going down there sometimes ever since my nana died. i feel bad leaving him. i feel weird sitting there in the living room talking to him with pictures of my nana plastered all over the walls. bahh. its been over two years. i still havent been to the grave. the thought of it instantly makes my eyes water.
well that was an unpleasant last note to leave this entry on. so like...
go listen to your nearest boyz II men CD to cheer you up. because thats what imma do. holla.