Chacha

Nov 08, 2013 07:09



I had this dream where I was in college again, and it was May Term, and the entire May Term was just this one day class taught by Ina Garten. She taught us how to tear brown leaves that looked like paper, wet one end of the paper and stick it on a styrofoam ball.

We headed to the student activities center on campus for the next part of the class, Ina was about to do a lecture, when this man that looked kinda like Phil Donahue burst in. We were all trying to kick him out of the room, and he grabbed Ina and fell down the stairs with her, and she was hurt really badly.

We were pretty traumatized by the event, so Jon Lovitz, Dennis Miller, and Dana Carvey, and mayyybe Phil came by (as they looked in the 1980s, not present day) and had a big party with us, with a TON of booze. I remember talking to Dennis about how much I loved watching him on snl after school when I was in high school, and he shook my hand, and said something like, "I hope that didn't impair you when you were learning how to drive!" wha?

Everybody was getting really drunk, I remember mixing, scotch, ginger ale, and Kaluha together. ew gross, right? Near the end of the party, I was looking for Dennis (keep in mind, this was 1980s Dennis Miller, not ew gross the way he is today) because I wanted to take him back to my dorm room. I couldn't find him, and I got really upset.

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Oh, and yesterday morning? i had a dream that I was making out with Matthew Broderick on my school bus growing up, and we were heading to my house. He was dressed like Inspector Gadget.

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