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Lecture Circuit Part 2
Michael: Want some pie?
Pam: No.
Michael: I went through Holly's things.
Pam: What?
Michael: I stole a sleeve of her sweater.
Pam: Oh, Michael...
Michael: I also stole something off of her computer. A document called "Dear Michael."
Pam: You did what?
Michael: I shouldn't have done it. It just- I couldn't help it.
Pam: She never sent it to you?
Michael: No, sh- she didn't. I'm gonna read it.
Pam: No.
Michael: Yes.
Pam: No, under no circumstances can you read that letter. It's a violation of her trust.
Michael: How?
Pam: Because, she didn't send it to you!
Michael: I know, I know. You're right, you're right.
Pam: I could read it.
Michael: No, that wouldn't-
Pam: Yeah, I could read it.
Angela's new cat, the kitty camera, we learn that Angela "bathes her cats", Kelly's birthday party theme of "sleep or tv", the reveal that Holly is dating that jerk AJ in Nashua, Michael cutting off a sleeve of Holly's sweater ... I assume to masturbate with?!, Michael crying when he reaches Holly's desk, but then "snot laughing" when he sees Holly's Grimley wallpaper, Pam with the chainsaw. Michael reminising about that Tony from Stamford.
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Blood Drive
Phone Salesman: How about I make an appointment to come back? That way, I know he'll be here.
Pam: That is a great idea.
Phone Salesman: Great.
Pam: [while leafing through Michael's appointment book and seeing nothing but free time] Um, oh boy, let's see, he's really...
Jim: [approaching Reception] Michael Scott, manager. Hi, how are ya?
Pam: There he is!
Phone Salesman: Oh, hi! Great.
Jim: Nice to meet you, yeah. Whew! I can assure you we don't need a new system though. Happy with ours.
Michael: [coming out from his office] Hello, may I help you?
Jim: Jimbo!
Michael: ...Jim.
Jim: [impersonating Fonzie] Ayyyy!
Michael: Ayyyy!
Pam: Ayyyy!
Michael: Ayyyy!
Jim: Ayyyy!
Dwight: [running from his desk] Ayyyy!
Jim, Pam, Michael and Dwight: Ayyyy!
Phone Salesman: Ok. I'm, uh, I'll be going.
Jim, Pam, Michael and Dwight: Ayyyy!
Michael: [laughing] What was that?
Pam: That was funny.
Michael: That was funny. Let's go do it to somebody else. Ayyyy!
Phyllis blowing Bob Vance in the bathroom, and alll that water she drinks afterward, Kelly's decorations for the broken hearts party, Michael starving himself for like, three days before he draws blood, Michael waiting and waiting for the girl from the blood drive to come to the party, Kevin mees Lynne (whatever happened to her?!), everybody in the office telling Michael it was time to go, and they would all walk him out to his car, Stanley smiling as everybody is walking out to their cars, that moment where they all decide to leave The Office together is such a sweet scene.
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Traveling Salesmen
Stanley: Ha ha ha! And you just said, "Hi! Hi! Hi!" Ha heh ha! You sounded like my niece, and she's six months old!
Phyllis and Karen getting done up before their sale, "This is Pam ... THIS IS PAM!!", Angela's fancy bun, Andy being a obnioxus asshat during his salescall with Michael, Karen cutting short Pam and Jim's celebration over her winning the art contest, Karen confronting Jim about his old thing for Pam -- and the fact that she's still all guaudied up for it, Ryan being afraid of black guys, "I'll take the kid."
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Shareholder's Meeting
Fourth Shareholder: How are you gonna fix the company?
Michael: Ok. Alright. We are gonna - we're gonna go out there during this break and we are gonna come back with a plan. We're gonna come back with a plan for you. It's a 45 day plan. 45 days to get us back on track. [crowd starts to agree and perk up] 45 points. It's a 45 day/45 point. One point per day. We get the 45 points we are back in business. [crowd applauds] And you can take that to the bank. [applause continue] And Limo Lady, we are going completely carbon neutral. [crowd has gotten very excited and is cheering] I love you, New York! [Michael does the spin and leaves the stage - then runs back across the stage] You. You.
Recyclops (even if it was innacurate in the flashbacks), everybody getting excited about the limo Michael gets to ride in, Jim trying to get Ryan to work, and his solution for it --- by shoving him in the storage closet, Phyllis taking a two hour lunch break and coming back tipsy, LOSE THE TWRIL.
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Andy's Play
"That was pretty irresponsible of Erin, She's a terrible babysitter." - Andy
Michael being all butthurt over not getting chosen to be in the play, Darryl knowing all about plays and the importance of the opening overture, Jim and Pam trying to move seats so they wouldn't have to sit next to Michael, Ryan's "timepiece", Creed being a play critic in his spare time, Michael stealing a bottle of wine during intermission, poor andy thinking he'd get a text, email or facebook message from Erin during his play, Michael dragging baloons to the play, the glass wine bottle rolling down the asiles, Andy "killing" Erin, Angea's tight gardening outfit, Erin getting in BIG TROUBLE with Jim & Pam because she brought Cece to the play, "getting your juice on" Andy reconnecting with Erin ... right when Gabe calls asking Erin to bring home soup. The ending where the gang asks Andy to sing again, so he sings a rendition of "I try" and I almost cry. Michael's "Law & Order" audition.