a few reasons why i am missing civilization...

May 22, 2007 21:42

#1- there was almost a 15 car pile-up in the shell station parking lot, because people don't know how to drive. (ok, this happens everywhere...it just really pissed me off today)

#2- i drive through town and don't recognize anyone's vehicles anymore.  i used to be able to pull into the red and white and know exactly who was in the store.  not any more.

#3- it's farming season.  and i am TOTALLY down with that, except for the fact it has taken my best friend away from me.

#4- last night i wanted taco bell.  then i realized the closest one was 40 minutes away.

#5- did i mention that my best friend is farming 24/7?

#6- we don't get abc.  therefore i didn't see the season finale of desperate housewives or dancing with the stars.  i was able to wiggle the antenna enough to see idol.

#7- i start to tell a funny story, then realize that it's only going to be funny to me, because i am the only one who knows anyone in the story i am telling...but it's too late, and everyone just kind of looks at me, not knowing what to say. 
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