Northwestern Fencing Tournament
So MSU fencing went to Northwestern University for a tournament this weekend, and it was very entertaining. I actually didn't do too badly, I even won three or four bouts, yay! Overall, women's sabre didn't do so great, but three of us are new to competing, so its to be expected. And lots of people fell down on the strip, never me, so it was kinda funny. A U of M sabrist actually did a flip over his opponents shoulder... kinda like football - it looked painful. It was a fun trip. Exhausting, but fun. Anyways, random quotes from the trip:
Justin: I'll just squeeze in here, cheer for fencing, bite some noses...
How do you want to die?
Justin: Preferably jumping over something really cool, while on fire, having sex.
Me: Sarah, you need to get Tom to give you a back rub, he's amazing
Sarah: Ok.... oohhhh, I'm having a back-gasm... and I think I'm drooling.
Matt: Meg, you're head is in my underwear.
Justin: You go Tom!
Nick: No, I wasn't talking about that Tom, different Tom.
Justin: Oh, nevermind, you stay right there Tom, you don't go anywhere.
Sarah: Boobs of steel!
John: I'm happy! Look, my eyes are asian!
Justin: Sarah Kiel can't take my nuts on her back.
Shayna: She should just learn to deal with it like the rest of us have.
Brent: I almost ate a whole girl scout once, I thought she tasted like a cookie
Meg: Whoa! Major Attackage!
Violence is not the answer! Well, unless the question is: "What is not the answer?"
Shayna: Here Nick, drink this... and don't mind the black things floating in it, they've been in the water all day.
Nick: Uh... It looks like there's hermit crab feces in my water.
Me: Oh, Sparticus was nowhere near your water, just drink it!
Sarah: Did you drool on my coat?
Me: No
Sarah: Ok, good, then you're still my favorite roommate.
Matt: (Throwing a chunk of ice down Meg's shirt) Hey! Its boobsketball!
Me: Well, Ben just sexually reassigned the cow...
And that about sums up the weekend...
Justin: I'll just squeeze in here, cheer for fencing, bite some noses...
How do you want to die?
Justin: Preferably jumping over something really cool, while on fire, having sex.
Me: Sarah, you need to get Tom to give you a back rub, he's amazing
Sarah: Ok.... oohhhh, I'm having a back-gasm... and I think I'm drooling.
Matt: Meg, you're head is in my underwear.
Justin: You go Tom!
Nick: No, I wasn't talking about that Tom, different Tom.
Justin: Oh, nevermind, you stay right there Tom, you don't go anywhere.
Sarah: Boobs of steel!
John: I'm happy! Look, my eyes are asian!
Justin: Sarah Kiel can't take my nuts on her back.
Shayna: She should just learn to deal with it like the rest of us have.
Brent: I almost ate a whole girl scout once, I thought she tasted like a cookie
Meg: Whoa! Major Attackage!
Violence is not the answer! Well, unless the question is: "What is not the answer?"
Shayna: Here Nick, drink this... and don't mind the black things floating in it, they've been in the water all day.
Nick: Uh... It looks like there's hermit crab feces in my water.
Me: Oh, Sparticus was nowhere near your water, just drink it!
Sarah: Did you drool on my coat?
Me: No
Sarah: Ok, good, then you're still my favorite roommate.
Matt: (Throwing a chunk of ice down Meg's shirt) Hey! Its boobsketball!
Me: Well, Ben just sexually reassigned the cow...
And that about sums up the weekend...