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So I went to a party tonight. Yes, a real party, with alcohol... shocking, isn't it? But don't think its too shocking, I didn't drink anything. Anyways, drunk people are hilarious. Just a few random quotes from the party:
Sarah: Who found out that bones make jello? I mean, what would make you think to try that?
Ben: Who's that?
Justin: Thats my girlfriend Julie.
Ben: *to Julie* YOU'RE REAL!?! Wow! I think I owe Justin five dollars! Do you actually like him?
Julie nods
Ben: WOW! I think I owe him ten dollars!
Me: You are aware that that is the snot chair, aren't you?
Andrew: WHAT?! *scrambles out of chair*
Me: Yeah, Allen wipes his snot on that chair.
Jeff: I'm not drunk yet. When I ask myself if I'm drunk, and I don't answer myself, then I know I'm drunk.
Ben: Even Kristie doesn't know, and I can't say no to her!
Me: So tell me what it is.
Ben: No.
Steve: Kristie, you're sober! You're not supposed to be knocking stuff over!
Me: Just because I'm sober doesn't mean I'm perfect, I'm still a klutz!
Justin: I just want to take this Hello Kitty baseball bat and hit someone in the face and be like, "Hello Kitty!!!"
Question: Why does Allen have a Hello Kitty baseball bat in his apartment?
Shayna: JEFF! WHERE IS YOUR LEMON!?
Jeff: Over there I think.
Shayna: Go find your lemon and sit at that table! You're going to thank me tomorrow! Here, now eat your Scooby Snacks.
Matt: *Singing along with Alladin*
DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!
HOLD YOUR BREATH IT GETS BETTER!
I'M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR!
Brittany: STOP IT! You're singing the girl part now!
Sarah: Who found out that bones make jello? I mean, what would make you think to try that?
Ben: Who's that?
Justin: Thats my girlfriend Julie.
Ben: *to Julie* YOU'RE REAL!?! Wow! I think I owe Justin five dollars! Do you actually like him?
Julie nods
Ben: WOW! I think I owe him ten dollars!
Me: You are aware that that is the snot chair, aren't you?
Andrew: WHAT?! *scrambles out of chair*
Me: Yeah, Allen wipes his snot on that chair.
Jeff: I'm not drunk yet. When I ask myself if I'm drunk, and I don't answer myself, then I know I'm drunk.
Ben: Even Kristie doesn't know, and I can't say no to her!
Me: So tell me what it is.
Ben: No.
Steve: Kristie, you're sober! You're not supposed to be knocking stuff over!
Me: Just because I'm sober doesn't mean I'm perfect, I'm still a klutz!
Justin: I just want to take this Hello Kitty baseball bat and hit someone in the face and be like, "Hello Kitty!!!"
Question: Why does Allen have a Hello Kitty baseball bat in his apartment?
Shayna: JEFF! WHERE IS YOUR LEMON!?
Jeff: Over there I think.
Shayna: Go find your lemon and sit at that table! You're going to thank me tomorrow! Here, now eat your Scooby Snacks.
Matt: *Singing along with Alladin*
DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES!
HOLD YOUR BREATH IT GETS BETTER!
I'M LIKE A SHOOTING STAR!
Brittany: STOP IT! You're singing the girl part now!