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Dan: Does anyone know anything about spiders?
*Silence from class*
Some kid: Why?
Dan: Well, there was a spider in my shower this morning, so I caught it *pulls out a pop bottle with a scary, hairy spider in it* and I want to know what it is.
Someone: EWWWWW!
Someone else: Dude, you've got some water in here! You're going to drown it!
Dan: No I'm not, its a shower spider, it likes water!
I have the most fabulous physics TA. He carries spiders around with him in pop bottles...
Getting ready to feed Sammy
Me: You wanna eat Pookey?
Sarah: Eww, no, I have no interest in eating your lizard!
*Silence from class*
Some kid: Why?
Dan: Well, there was a spider in my shower this morning, so I caught it *pulls out a pop bottle with a scary, hairy spider in it* and I want to know what it is.
Someone: EWWWWW!
Someone else: Dude, you've got some water in here! You're going to drown it!
Dan: No I'm not, its a shower spider, it likes water!
I have the most fabulous physics TA. He carries spiders around with him in pop bottles...
Getting ready to feed Sammy
Me: You wanna eat Pookey?
Sarah: Eww, no, I have no interest in eating your lizard!