got to love drunk guys
So last night, me, Aisling, Klee, Kelly and Melissa went out to one of the GC guys bday partys in shoreline. And we show up 3 hours later then they wanted us too lol and as we show up as everyone takes off. And there is no beer left. So Melissa and Aisling went on a beer run while Klee and Kelly and I set around the fire drinking ass beer.
Finally Aisling and Melissa come back with my bitch beer (I know I am such a wuss...Mikes Hard with Cranberry mmmmm) and I don't even get through my second one, when this dude Matt asks us to put his drunk friend Zach in the car. And believe me I've been around plenty of drunk people but none this bad.
After many booby sandwiches with him (and him trying to stick his tongue down Melissas throat, me getting away with only one on the cheek), we finally convince him to ride with Matt to his house,(a good hour maybe?) Aisling drove his car, Melissa drove Aislings, and this dude Chris followed behind us.
When we got there, wow did this guy go crazy. He seriously was soooooo funny. I got him to do a cartwheel with me lol. And he tackled me to the ground twice. And the first time he totally was on top of me humping me and I was laughing so hard I almost wet myself lol. He finally passes out on the entry way stairs to his house. Matt and I got the bright idea to draw on his face. I offered my makeup but Matt wanted a sharpie. So we went inside to look for a sharpie. With no sharpie in sight we went back outside only to find him waking up.(stupid drunky).
So then we decide to take off since it is almost 3am. We say bye to these guys, and we tell eachother that we probably wont see them again(bc they were friends of the bday boy). I wish we do though. (Edit: I had something provocative written here but I took it out for the youngin's)lol
Then we go to Aislings to get everyones cars. And Kelly and I drive back to Bellevue, in record speed (either I was driving fast, or we already had enough alcohol in us to feel like it was fast, or there was absolutely no traffic...) I don't remember. And then I pass the fuck out. Had some crazy fucked up dreams and wake up to my siblings asking me if I want to go out to lunch with them. And I was seriously so tired, I almost yelled at them for waking me up so early. And it was like umm 11:30am. lol Oh well!
(I start school tomorrow and I have work...so I wont be doing that today..unfortunately)
Sorry this was so long but it needed to be posted! And if you are Matt, Chris or Zach(even though you wont remember a thing) totally hit us up, we should do that again. Minus the having to get the drunk guy in the car lol.
Finally Aisling and Melissa come back with my bitch beer (I know I am such a wuss...Mikes Hard with Cranberry mmmmm) and I don't even get through my second one, when this dude Matt asks us to put his drunk friend Zach in the car. And believe me I've been around plenty of drunk people but none this bad.
After many booby sandwiches with him (and him trying to stick his tongue down Melissas throat, me getting away with only one on the cheek), we finally convince him to ride with Matt to his house,(a good hour maybe?) Aisling drove his car, Melissa drove Aislings, and this dude Chris followed behind us.
When we got there, wow did this guy go crazy. He seriously was soooooo funny. I got him to do a cartwheel with me lol. And he tackled me to the ground twice. And the first time he totally was on top of me humping me and I was laughing so hard I almost wet myself lol. He finally passes out on the entry way stairs to his house. Matt and I got the bright idea to draw on his face. I offered my makeup but Matt wanted a sharpie. So we went inside to look for a sharpie. With no sharpie in sight we went back outside only to find him waking up.(stupid drunky).
So then we decide to take off since it is almost 3am. We say bye to these guys, and we tell eachother that we probably wont see them again(bc they were friends of the bday boy). I wish we do though. (Edit: I had something provocative written here but I took it out for the youngin's)lol
Then we go to Aislings to get everyones cars. And Kelly and I drive back to Bellevue, in record speed (either I was driving fast, or we already had enough alcohol in us to feel like it was fast, or there was absolutely no traffic...) I don't remember. And then I pass the fuck out. Had some crazy fucked up dreams and wake up to my siblings asking me if I want to go out to lunch with them. And I was seriously so tired, I almost yelled at them for waking me up so early. And it was like umm 11:30am. lol Oh well!
(I start school tomorrow and I have work...so I wont be doing that today..unfortunately)
Sorry this was so long but it needed to be posted! And if you are Matt, Chris or Zach(even though you wont remember a thing) totally hit us up, we should do that again. Minus the having to get the drunk guy in the car lol.