come sail away
what an adventurous day damnit.
listen to THE WHOLE STORY.
its a goody.
we get out of school and were drivin along down the road to get onto the dallas highway.
it was ned, michael, lee, robin, adam besecker, and myself.
as you all know, it was snowing PROFUSELY.
very slick and wet.
and snowy. obviously.
so we crash head on into a telephone pole.
we werent even going fast, perhaps 9 miles an hour.
AND BOOM.
ned freaked out. starts pounding his window and smashes his portable cd player on the steering wheel.
hectic was the word for the moment.
so good ol pohnner (andre) and christ-child (sister christian) came to the rescue and pushed us out.
and we putted along, proceeding to the turkey hill across from subway to drop robin n adam off.
after dropping those two off, more turmoil occured.
the roads sucked.
about 35475 million cars were skidding off the road.
thats a pretty large figure.
so we do a 360 and slide into this gas pipe thing.
i started crying.
lee and my brother comforted me.
ned said not to cry baby, it was okay.
i know i prolly made things worse for ned when i cried.
so we got out of that ditch quick, did another 360 and went on our way.
ned was furious.
i would be too, weather leaves you helpless.
carverton road was A JOKE.
cars were everywhere everywhere everywhere.
ned couldnt even make it up the road.
neither could all the rest of the goddamn back mountain community.
fuck the school, they can burn in hell.
this isnt the end of my story!
oh hell no.
so, we tell lee to jump out of the car b/c he lives on staub road, n there was no way in hell ned was gettin up that hill.
lee hops out and walks to his house.
ned was spinning out.
just picture it.
it was the worst.
then! ho ho THEN!
ned runs out of gas.
that was the icing on the cake.
a nice old fellow towed us to the top of staub road.
my brother got out and walked down carverton road b/c my mom was also stuck in her caddy.
her car is a piece of shit when it comes to snow.
she wants that new cadillac, the ugly one. it reminds me of a herse?
anyway.
so we got towed. me and ned walked down to lee's house, b/c he prolly had some gas we could use.
keep in mind, the time, my friends.
it was around 5ish.
5ish! we usually get home at 3:30!
ridiculous i must say.
so we get to lee's and we chill in his house.
i gave ned a massage to calm the poor soul.
lee's dad gets some gas for ned and they go n bring ned's car down and park it in their driveway.
then, ned and i walked to his house.
the time we arrived at his house was approximately 5:30.
what a story.
we just chilled at his house.
if i could pick anyone to be in a disastrous snow blizzard with,
i would have to choose ned.
and im glad that this event was with him.
the school board sucks is the goddamn moral of the story.
and also, that neds going to get jack-shit for his car now.
oh boy theres more of the story i forgot!
i was at neds til around 8ish.
then my mom comes in my dads big bad escalade to pick me up.
i go home for like 2 minutes, my brother says hes goin out on his quad.
i was like "hey! can you drop me off at neds?"
he said "well surely."
so off we go, with me and my brother on his quad, matt alfano on his, and about 3 other kids on their quads.
it was like the mafia comin down dug rd.
we were flyin.
i love quading.
so, we pull into neds driveway.
ha he was lookin out the window like wtf is all this.
IT WAS ME AND MY MAFIA.
what a good story.
thats enough though.