Things like this humor me WAY too much:
Seriously, I'm going to hell. If there is one.
Also, the Lord sent me an e-mail this morning. I didn't open it. I guess I was too scared to see what He had to say.
I'm INCREDIBLY bored at work today. Beyond bored. I don't think I'm awake yet. I just smashed my hand into the wall as I walked by it. Maybe it jumped out at me, but I'm pretty tired.