I heard this on the radio
She said/ He said
A friend sent me this from an Albany, NY radio station. I don't know who said these, but am glad he did!
She said: "You look really handsome today , dear!"
He heard: "I just bought something really expensive!"
He said: "Are you having an affair?"
She heard: "'Cause I am and it's great!"
She said: "Do I look fat in these pants?"
He heard: "Do you ever want to have sex again?"
He said: "You look great in those pants!"
She heard: "I am totally trained."
She said: "It was fun visiting your mother."
He heard: "You owe me big time!"
He said: "I bought you something from Victoria's Secret."
She heard: "And could you wear this bag over your head too?"
She said: "Was it good for you?"
He heard: "Cause I hope someone had fun."
She said:
We need to talk.
He heard: "You need a lawyer."
He said: "Would you mind squeezing the toothpaste from the bottom of the tube?"
She heard: "Do you mind living with an anal retentive neurotic?"
She said: "You were snoring again last night, dear."
He heard: "Do you need to breathe?"
He said: "I'm thinking about buying a motorcycle."
She heard: "I'm in the mood for a big fight!"
She said: "This commercial is so beautiful!"
He heard: "I'm getting my period."
He said: "Let's try something different tonight!"
She heard: "Lets see if you're double jointed!"
She said: "Would you go clothes shopping with me?"
He heard: "Can I pull your fingernails out with pliers?"
He said : "I though our waitress was very nice.:
She heard: "I'll be thinking about her during sex."
She said: "Do you mind not watching football?"
He heard: "Do you mind if I cut off your balls?"