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[krispychrisp]

Dear CVS Costumers,

• If your total is under $5.00, don't use a check, credit card, or $20 bill
• Don't tell me you don't have your CVS card, I don't care.
• Don't write checks
• If you're buying under 3 items, you don't need a bag
• If you're buying just greeting cards, you don't need a bag
• Don't be happy to see me, I'm not happy to see you
• Don't buy things you don't need, ie 90% halloween candy

Dear CVS Employees,

• Stop being idiots