Eleven stories I never wrote and one, who knows, I just might
The results from Tuesday's title!meme are in!
From deirdre_c
So's Your Old Man
A Black Donnellys fic in which Jimmy gets into a fight with some preppy kids from a local university. Meanwhile Tommy re-enrolls in classes with the scholarship money from a mysterious donor, Kevin starts seeing ghosts, and Sean becomes a reluctant role model for Huey's young son.
Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together
AU-- Supernatural meets Meet the Fockers-- in which Jess has Sam, Dean, and John over to her parents' house.
Dean gets a message out of the blue, in which a VERY reluctant Sam invites him and Dad to a potluck dinner in California. He makes Dean swear on a stack of bibles not to embarass him-- Jess' parents won't let them marry until they've met Sam's family. Dean has other plans.
From ignipes
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
This is a Supernatural story in which Sam and Dean are on the trail of a mysterious do-gooder who always shows up just in time to save the day. The papers have begun to herald him as a real-life superhero, but Sam and Dean suspect that something else is going on.
When they finally catch up with him in a grungy motel room in Indiana, he confesses that he's been seeing visions of the future in the suds of his shampoo. It happens exactly the way he sees it. Every time. And even when he's tried, he can't change what he sees. He's only thankful that every vision has had a happy ending.
He and Sam bond over their freaky geekboy powers while Dean alternately glares and rolls his eyes in the background.
That night, shampoo boy sees his own death in the suds.
Things To Do In Providence When You're Dead
It's the story of the ghost of a particular Lovcraft devotee who is trying to solve the mystery of her own murder while avoiding the machinations of a pair of spirit hunters we know and love.
It ends with her standing in terrace park, overlooking the city, waiting for them to find and burn her bones.
Funnel Cakes
Ten words:
Sam runs away. State fair. Powdered sugar. Show goats. Clowns.
From Thistlerose
For This Darkness I Give My Light
This is the story of an electrician who begins a torrid love affair with one of his clients, one that threatens their livelihoods and, eventually, their lives
Oh my god. It's a romance novel! I'd have to find some way to work in guns and cops and muscle cars.
OH! Or MAYBE this is the story of the time Sam Winchester turned into a firefly. (again, see crazy comment threads here and here)
Between You're Wonderful and Goodbye
Eee!! I can only think of sad stories for this one. Yeah, lots of ideas. All of them sad. But I'd like to make it about Mary Winchester. Which again: SAD.
From amchara
Confused Attempts at Social Kissing
A Black Donnellys story in which Nicky discovers that he may have more in common with a certain dark-haired Irishman than he ever would've believed. Between trying to screw each other in business, he and Tommy find themselves screwing each other in… very different ways.
(I can't believe you made me think of that *facepalm*)
Skylit Landing
So now you want me to write wingfic… ;) Actually, I have this whole plot figured out that involves an alternate reality in which people can fly (see ignipes' post here for the crack that THAT idea became).
Winged!sam has visions of a world where people can't fly and he and Dean are at the mercy of a demon. So clearly, he must help.
Winged Sam and Dean come to the rescue of their landlocked doppelgangers.
Or something. Maybe there is sex.
Peace Pipe
Dean's first trip to Amsterdam.
From dolorous_ett
Some Things Taste Better By Moonlight
One full moon night in the spring of his fifth year, Remus gets lost in the Forbidden forest. Nearly a full day passes before Sirius finds him holed up with a small band of centaurs who have kept watch over him since last night.
Though it goes against their better judgment and everything they stand for, Sirius manages to convince them that he and Remus should stay for dinner.
The Mystery of the Retrograde Anchovy
This is the story of a fortune teller who looses her gift and has to go on a roadtrip around the country to find it.
What, you never said the story had to have anything to do with the title!
My flist is so gloriously cracked out that sometimes I can't even keep up with it.
Poll I love you crazy crack pipes
From deirdre_c
So's Your Old Man
A Black Donnellys fic in which Jimmy gets into a fight with some preppy kids from a local university. Meanwhile Tommy re-enrolls in classes with the scholarship money from a mysterious donor, Kevin starts seeing ghosts, and Sean becomes a reluctant role model for Huey's young son.
Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together
AU-- Supernatural meets Meet the Fockers-- in which Jess has Sam, Dean, and John over to her parents' house.
Dean gets a message out of the blue, in which a VERY reluctant Sam invites him and Dad to a potluck dinner in California. He makes Dean swear on a stack of bibles not to embarass him-- Jess' parents won't let them marry until they've met Sam's family. Dean has other plans.
From ignipes
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
This is a Supernatural story in which Sam and Dean are on the trail of a mysterious do-gooder who always shows up just in time to save the day. The papers have begun to herald him as a real-life superhero, but Sam and Dean suspect that something else is going on.
When they finally catch up with him in a grungy motel room in Indiana, he confesses that he's been seeing visions of the future in the suds of his shampoo. It happens exactly the way he sees it. Every time. And even when he's tried, he can't change what he sees. He's only thankful that every vision has had a happy ending.
He and Sam bond over their freaky geekboy powers while Dean alternately glares and rolls his eyes in the background.
That night, shampoo boy sees his own death in the suds.
Things To Do In Providence When You're Dead
It's the story of the ghost of a particular Lovcraft devotee who is trying to solve the mystery of her own murder while avoiding the machinations of a pair of spirit hunters we know and love.
It ends with her standing in terrace park, overlooking the city, waiting for them to find and burn her bones.
Funnel Cakes
Ten words:
Sam runs away. State fair. Powdered sugar. Show goats. Clowns.
From Thistlerose
For This Darkness I Give My Light
This is the story of an electrician who begins a torrid love affair with one of his clients, one that threatens their livelihoods and, eventually, their lives
Oh my god. It's a romance novel! I'd have to find some way to work in guns and cops and muscle cars.
OH! Or MAYBE this is the story of the time Sam Winchester turned into a firefly. (again, see crazy comment threads here and here)
Between You're Wonderful and Goodbye
Eee!! I can only think of sad stories for this one. Yeah, lots of ideas. All of them sad. But I'd like to make it about Mary Winchester. Which again: SAD.
From amchara
Confused Attempts at Social Kissing
A Black Donnellys story in which Nicky discovers that he may have more in common with a certain dark-haired Irishman than he ever would've believed. Between trying to screw each other in business, he and Tommy find themselves screwing each other in… very different ways.
(I can't believe you made me think of that *facepalm*)
Skylit Landing
So now you want me to write wingfic… ;) Actually, I have this whole plot figured out that involves an alternate reality in which people can fly (see ignipes' post here for the crack that THAT idea became).
Winged!sam has visions of a world where people can't fly and he and Dean are at the mercy of a demon. So clearly, he must help.
Winged Sam and Dean come to the rescue of their landlocked doppelgangers.
Or something. Maybe there is sex.
Peace Pipe
Dean's first trip to Amsterdam.
From dolorous_ett
Some Things Taste Better By Moonlight
One full moon night in the spring of his fifth year, Remus gets lost in the Forbidden forest. Nearly a full day passes before Sirius finds him holed up with a small band of centaurs who have kept watch over him since last night.
Though it goes against their better judgment and everything they stand for, Sirius manages to convince them that he and Remus should stay for dinner.
The Mystery of the Retrograde Anchovy
This is the story of a fortune teller who looses her gift and has to go on a roadtrip around the country to find it.
What, you never said the story had to have anything to do with the title!
My flist is so gloriously cracked out that sometimes I can't even keep up with it.
Poll I love you crazy crack pipes