tennis meme time
So dreamsofspike posted this meme yesterday and I was bored so I decided to do this as well.
So write down any 12 characters, any fandoms, in numbered order. Don't look at the questions under the cut until you have your 12 characters. Then, answer the questions and put your answers under a cut and post to your journal. :)
for simplicity, I'm sticking with just tennis fandom
Here's my 12 characters:
1. Andy Roddick
2. Andy Murray
3. David Ferrer
4. Richard Gasquet
5. Novak Djokovic
6. Stanislas Wawrinka
7. Gael Monfils
8. Roger Federer
9. Feliciano Lopez
10. Marcel Granollers
11. Grigor Dimitrov
12. Tomas Berdych
Have you ever read a 6 and 11 fic?
Stan/Grigor: no but sure could be fun. Obviously awesome connotations due to Grigor's nickname, plus Ben being all snippy about it!
Do you think 4 is hot?
Richie? About 1 in 100 pics of him are hot. It's all about that one percent for me.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Tomas got Roger pregnant?. It would all be about conspiracy theories, as I don't think Roger would let Tomas touch him.
Can you rec any fics about 9?
Feli. Oh, well, that's way too easy.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
MAndy and Stan? Never seen fic with them as anything other than friendship but it's not impossible.
Would 5 and 9?
Novak/Feli. It's not out of the question but would require some serious thought. Maybe someone wants to make Rafa jealous?
Would 5 and 10?
Novak/Marcel. Um, no. Never. The fic would literally have to be about Marcel shining Novak's shoes.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
David/Marcel. Okay, this can have possibility, though you have to have Tommy involved. Absolutely imperative.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
RAndy/Roger fluff? Yeah, definitely out there, though their default setting is angsty. The Secret Life of Roger Federer or, What Turns Andy Roddick On would be a solid start.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Gael/Tomas. I do not understand "Gael" and "hurt/comfort" in the same sentence. With that in mind, title is These Are My Confessions (and I'm picturing the Weird Al parody)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Richie wanting to deflower RAndy? I SWEAR I MADE THE LIST RANDOMLY! It truly landed on that!
Does anyone on your flist read Seven slash?
Gael. I know I do. There isn't much of it. Gael/Jo especially is lacking (personally, you can throw in either Gilles or Dustin for threesome).
Does anyone on your flist read Three het?
David het? I've seen various male players paired with female OCs or their significant others. I don't mind that David's girlfriend rarely appears so I'll push for the Mary Sue!
Does anyone on your flist write or draw Eleven?
Oooh, someone should totally draw Grigor. I've written a couple with him... and do want to write more of that.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Marcel. Excuse me as I take about ten minutes to control my laughter. Okay, there's really only one thing he could scream. "Marc!"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Roger. There are literally too many possibilities (and I've likely written a few if I dug around). *glancing at current iTunes list* "Jealous Guy" for a Roger/RAndy fic.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fix, what would the warnings be?
RAndy/Stan/Tomas. Huh. Well, RAndy would try to be in charge but Tomas would take over and the two would hate!sex. Stan would look at both of them as if they're insane but get off on it anyway. So: warnings: voyeurism, heavy sarcasm.
What might be a good pick up line for Two to use on Ten?
For MAndy to pick up Marcel? Given the match that led to Marcel getting credited with a win, the obvious line would be "Want to see how my back is doing?"
What was the last time you read fic about Five?
Novak. A few days ago I was rereading some Novak/Andy stuff for inspiration for Light in a World So Cold.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Stan found out when he got his first tattoo that he's turned on by pain. Problem is, he can only convince Ben to bite him.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Grigor shag Feli. That would be one pretty pretty pairing. No alcohol needed there.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
David and Gael. Gael tries to top but he figures out David really knows how to "top from bottom"
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Gael/Roger. I cannot see it happening. Something would have to be seriously wrong with Roger.
So write down any 12 characters, any fandoms, in numbered order. Don't look at the questions under the cut until you have your 12 characters. Then, answer the questions and put your answers under a cut and post to your journal. :)
for simplicity, I'm sticking with just tennis fandom
Here's my 12 characters:
1. Andy Roddick
2. Andy Murray
3. David Ferrer
4. Richard Gasquet
5. Novak Djokovic
6. Stanislas Wawrinka
7. Gael Monfils
8. Roger Federer
9. Feliciano Lopez
10. Marcel Granollers
11. Grigor Dimitrov
12. Tomas Berdych
Have you ever read a 6 and 11 fic?
Stan/Grigor: no but sure could be fun. Obviously awesome connotations due to Grigor's nickname, plus Ben being all snippy about it!
Do you think 4 is hot?
Richie? About 1 in 100 pics of him are hot. It's all about that one percent for me.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Tomas got Roger pregnant?. It would all be about conspiracy theories, as I don't think Roger would let Tomas touch him.
Can you rec any fics about 9?
Feli. Oh, well, that's way too easy.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
MAndy and Stan? Never seen fic with them as anything other than friendship but it's not impossible.
Would 5 and 9?
Novak/Feli. It's not out of the question but would require some serious thought. Maybe someone wants to make Rafa jealous?
Would 5 and 10?
Novak/Marcel. Um, no. Never. The fic would literally have to be about Marcel shining Novak's shoes.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.
David/Marcel. Okay, this can have possibility, though you have to have Tommy involved. Absolutely imperative.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
RAndy/Roger fluff? Yeah, definitely out there, though their default setting is angsty. The Secret Life of Roger Federer or, What Turns Andy Roddick On would be a solid start.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Gael/Tomas. I do not understand "Gael" and "hurt/comfort" in the same sentence. With that in mind, title is These Are My Confessions (and I'm picturing the Weird Al parody)
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Richie wanting to deflower RAndy? I SWEAR I MADE THE LIST RANDOMLY! It truly landed on that!
Does anyone on your flist read Seven slash?
Gael. I know I do. There isn't much of it. Gael/Jo especially is lacking (personally, you can throw in either Gilles or Dustin for threesome).
Does anyone on your flist read Three het?
David het? I've seen various male players paired with female OCs or their significant others. I don't mind that David's girlfriend rarely appears so I'll push for the Mary Sue!
Does anyone on your flist write or draw Eleven?
Oooh, someone should totally draw Grigor. I've written a couple with him... and do want to write more of that.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Marcel. Excuse me as I take about ten minutes to control my laughter. Okay, there's really only one thing he could scream. "Marc!"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Roger. There are literally too many possibilities (and I've likely written a few if I dug around). *glancing at current iTunes list* "Jealous Guy" for a Roger/RAndy fic.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fix, what would the warnings be?
RAndy/Stan/Tomas. Huh. Well, RAndy would try to be in charge but Tomas would take over and the two would hate!sex. Stan would look at both of them as if they're insane but get off on it anyway. So: warnings: voyeurism, heavy sarcasm.
What might be a good pick up line for Two to use on Ten?
For MAndy to pick up Marcel? Given the match that led to Marcel getting credited with a win, the obvious line would be "Want to see how my back is doing?"
What was the last time you read fic about Five?
Novak. A few days ago I was rereading some Novak/Andy stuff for inspiration for Light in a World So Cold.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Stan found out when he got his first tattoo that he's turned on by pain. Problem is, he can only convince Ben to bite him.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Grigor shag Feli. That would be one pretty pretty pairing. No alcohol needed there.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
David and Gael. Gael tries to top but he figures out David really knows how to "top from bottom"
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Gael/Roger. I cannot see it happening. Something would have to be seriously wrong with Roger.