tennis slash - Off-Key, The Lindt Bear, and In the Doghouse
Title: Off-Key
Author: Kris S.
Fandom: Tennis RPS
Pairing: Rafael Nadal/Novak Djokovic
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This did not happen.
Summary: Novak gives Rafa a karaoke machine for Christmas. Gift for gordos.
Novak likes to sing and doesn’t get how everyone doesn’t just burst out into song. Life should be like Hairspray or Grease. It seemed natural that he’d want to give a karaoke machine to his lover.
Here’s the main problem, at least as far as that was concerned: while Rafa is an enthusiastic singer, he’s not actually all that good at knowing the lyrics to the songs. At first, Novak figured it was a language issue - until he heard David and then Feliciano say that Rafa’s singing in Spanish isn’t actually all that much better.
This is especially a pity because Novak had the perfect song for the two to sing together: "I’ve Had the Time Of My Life". Dirty Dancing in general was a pretty good solution to problems but Rafa’s rhythm wasn’t actually much better. So Novak will have to settle for dancing under the sheets and rhythmic noises that at the same time don’t follow any specific tune.
Title: The Lindt Bear
Pairing: Andy Roddick/Roger Federer
Rating: PG
Summary: Drabble. Andy kind of hates how lazy Roger can get when it comes to gifts.
Author’s Note: Gift for gordos- I had to look up what a Lindt bear is and it led to this discovery.
He kind of hates how lazy Roger can get when it comes to Christmas gifts. This particular one takes the cake… so to speak.
A Life-Size Chocolate Bear? That Bastard.
He’s not even the only to get gifts from Roger related to endorsement deals. He’s seen that Fedebear sticking out of Stan’s tennis bag.
Actually, he’s more jealous of the fact that Stan got a bear from Roger in the first place. At least a stuffed animal will last. This thing will not, no matter what, since it is food.
He doesn’t know how long they will last this time.
Title: In the Doghouse
Pairings: Juan Carlos Ferrero/Marat Safin, David Ferrer/Tommy Robredo
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: This did not happen.
Summary: Giving Christmas gifts turns into an ordeal because Juan Carlos and Marat can't stop being themselves.
Author’s Note: Gift for both slyreflectionand calzamante. Ideas from both of your requests got mixed together to lead to this product.
From: davidferrerX@yahoo.es
To: thegreatestmarat@gmail.com, theonlyjcferrero@yahoo.es
Subject: Good Grief
Marat & Juan Carlos. Let’s get a few things straight:
- The puppy came from Marat, not me.
- The puppy is named Regina. Marat, you should have known JC would do the exact opposite of that request. To call a dog “Sex Mistress”? Seriously not enough alcohol for that one.
- That I even had to endure a phone conversation with Marat on this subject is ridiculous but let me make this clear: I had NO PART in any whipped cream or other food-related shenanigans with Juan Carlos! Tommy, on the other hand, was listening on the other line and loved the suggestion so I suppose I should thank you for that one.
- You two are made for each other but you’re so busy trying to get the upper hand that you waste the time you do have together fighting.
- Juan Carlos, I don’t need to take your advice when it comes to shopping in malls because I wouldn’t be caught dead walking around as you go on and on about what sex toy would be the best gift. I so don’t care to ruin my day thinking about the difference between whips and bridles. Which leads me to…
- PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, KEEP ME OUT OF YOUR SEX LIFE!
Thank you,
Ferru