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Nov 11, 2003 14:44

i had my ultrasounds today....and i didnt get the UA!!! i was so scared about it last night, but nothing happened so I was like, score one for krisco. i had 2 ultrasounds, and the pelvic one was horrible. holy shit. okay it was like this dildo....honestly, im being serious...it was shaped like a penis, and it HAD A CONDOM ON IT. So it was like, holy shit is this a sex toy?!? and it was just gross. god. like having sex with a huge plastic probe. wähhhh.

but i got to miss my first 4 classes so that rocked! john reminded me of something hilarious from friday night, we were sitting in the car (i completely forgot about this), and andy was rubbing his beard and he was like, "my face is so smooth....my face feels like waaaaater." hahahahahaaaaa
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