Oh ouch. That's too accurate to be funny...

[krikwennavd]

"Don't worry about your kids getting fatter, just because McDonald's is trying to move them from the Quarter-Pounder to a new One-Third-Pounder. It won't work. They're American kids. They don't know a third is bigger than a quarter."-Bill Maher

This was found as the Quote of the Day on BRAIN's website.  And it's true.  Oh, it's true.