Grocery Shopping with the models

Mar 18, 2006 14:15

What is it about the different days? You go shopping in HEB, and who do you expect to meet there? A little bit of everyone, right? Everyone needs food, after all. So there are strange patterns I see. Some days and times, the entire store seems occupied by people too old to be able to chew with their own teeth any more. You get days when the folk inside obviously need to avoid purchasing any of the food there, simply so that the starvation diet they are about the embark upon will allow them to fit down the aisles without knocking things over as they brush past on both sides. You get days when it looks as though every trailer park in a 50 mile radius has transported their population into the store to find frozen pizza.(The people in the produce area are lost, or playing with the scales, surreptitiously trying to find out how much their kid would be worth if he were made of bananas)

So yesterday I went to HEB and found myself surrounded by all the good-looking shoppers in Austin. I swear, every single one of them was fit, youngish, well dressed, and at least mildly attractive. Thursday morning is a meat market day? Who knew?
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