Sep 28, 2007 17:03
Is there a connection between extra-terrestrial activity and the iconographic phenomena of the mullet? Are the proverbial shears of trailer-park drudgery held fast within the clutches of little green men? How is it fucking plausible that these so-called "sighting experts" are such un-credible people within the infrastructure of society? In humble repose, I present this inquiry!! Are we city dwellers really so detached from the activity of the cosmos, that galactic truths are only revealed to the inbred underbelly of our rural brethren? Is anything truly possible?!?!
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