Stop the world - I wanna get off!
Right, that's it - I've had enough of the human race in general, and this dustball we all cling to. So if someone could stop the world and let me off, I'd be grateful. Then at least I could find a quiet, uninhabited corner of the universe, and spend my time just being at peace. However, being at peace doesn't seem possible whilst still on earth, as everyone seems hell bent on complicating things and introducing aggro and stress to my life. I could do without that. I could do without human contact. I could do with solitude and quiet, but there's bugger all chance I'll get them here.