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dear body.
next time i go to bed at 4 am...please do not wake me at 8 or i will cut you.
love kris.
p.s. tell your friend eyelash curler that i did not enjoy sleeping on her last night.
to my well wishers yesterday thanks! i have to say that all my friends rock my socks. i love you all more than fart jokes.
now i think it is finally time for some mother effing delirious.
next time i go to bed at 4 am...please do not wake me at 8 or i will cut you.
love kris.
p.s. tell your friend eyelash curler that i did not enjoy sleeping on her last night.
to my well wishers yesterday thanks! i have to say that all my friends rock my socks. i love you all more than fart jokes.
now i think it is finally time for some mother effing delirious.