Barbenheimer
Here, have a coffee shop AU
We're Broken... Maybe That's Okay - Chapter 1 - That_One_Dwarf - Barbie (Movie 2023) [Archive of Our Own]
Pros of Barbie:
-Great acting from all the dolls
-Funny and memeable
-Barbieland is gorgeous
-I can't stop thinking about Ken or Barbie
-Great songs and musical numbers
Cons of Barbie:
-The real world scenes are boring
-The mother and daughter are boring
-The mother's feminist monologue feels like an early 2000s blog manifesto
-Barbie's fear of death goes nowhere
Pros of Oppenheimer:
-very pretty
-RDJ will get that Oscar, 3rd time's the charm
-you can play Who is Who with the cast
-not boring despite being 90% dialogue
-gorgeous nuclear blast sequence
-not gory
-scored expertly by a swede
Cons of Oppenheimer:
-the sex scene lololololol
-JFK name dropping
-about 20 minutes too long
There are about 70 crossover fics on AO3 at the moment.