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kri5

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Mar 07, 2006 21:25

Since man's natural instincts lead him to sin, all men are sinners; and all sinners go to hell. If everyone goes to hell, then you will meet all your friends there. Heaven must be populated with some rather strange creatures if all they lived for was to go to a place where they can strum harps for eternity...

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tenderprince March 10 2006, 03:23:45 UTC

Not if you are saved KRi5. If you are saved your fate is sealed, youre going to heaven buddy!!!!! Muahahahahahahahahahaha

>=P kri5 March 10 2006, 03:25:47 UTC

GOOD THING I AM NOT SAVED!!!! >=P Mwuhahahahaha

evalin March 14 2006, 07:32:11 UTC

both you and Kris are crazy.

tenderprince March 14 2006, 13:45:04 UTC

LMAO!!!!!!! Woah?!?!? You can see him tOO??? I thought he was my maginary friend....

kri5 March 22 2006, 00:33:09 UTC

what are you talking about jimmy? you dont see me. look in "my" room. you created me in your head. you even typed this to yourself to try to make it look like you had a friend. you are crazy enough to even setup up another room and make it look like some freaky goth satanist dude lives in there. there are 2 sides of you jimmy. kris is your evil side. and jimmy is your good side. your good side likes nice clothes and God. your kris side loves dark clothes and satan.. wtf is wrong with me!? why am i writing this?! why am i reading this?! my name is NOT kris.. no wait.. my name is NOT jimmy... no wait... who the fuck am i?!!?! tell me jimmy... when is it that u see kris? when will i realize that we are both the same person? when will i realize that everything around me was setup just for me? you are the only real person in this world jimmy.... jimmy? is that what i like to be called? why can't i be a Ted.. or maybe a Charles? even Ed!?!!? Why jimmy?! I'll tell you why Jimmy. Cuz JIMMY stands for something. We have been hiding this from ( ... )

tenderprince March 22 2006, 02:11:28 UTC

Youre trying to get inside my head!! Wait, you are in my head because only I would say hotel and lunch break. You dont say those things. Wait a second!!! I just devoured an 18 carton of eggs and they were delicious. I have memories of eating eggs with ketchup and it smelled up the whole house and your mom was like, "eww!!" and you would be like "how can you stand that?". Then we all ate ice cream!!! Literally, we all ate ice cream. I'm serious..... Or did they plant these MEMORIES INTO MY HEADDD?!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH........ahhh .... HHHHHHHH hhhhhhh AHHHHHHHH ***i wonder if they can hear my thoughts holyshit they are on the screen fuk -POST COMMENT-***

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