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Black Market Babies.com
Black Market Babies.com is one-of-a-kind: a full-service, fee-based adoption agency. It's safe, fast, and in many ways legal. And it is guaranteed. If you are not satisfied after 30 days, simply return your child in good condition, in the box it came in, for a full refund. We will even pay the postage!
C O M I N G S O O N ! ! !
BLACK MARKET PANDAS.COM and BLACK MARKET TIGERS.COM
PLEASE NOTE: DUE TO CERTAIN PROBLEMS THAT HAVE DEVELOPED IN CONJUNCTION WITH DELIVERY, ALL TIGERS WILL BE KILLED PRIOR TO SHIPPING. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY RESULTING INCONVENIENCE.
Tips and tricks on babycare
-Newborn babies are very susceptible to infection, so its probably best to keep them away from old people. If necessary, tell grandparents that the baby died.
-Refrain from dropping the baby, even if at a baseball game and a foul ball is hit in your direction.
-Avoid falls of eight feet or more
-DO NOT leave you baby unattended around crocodiles, dingoes, anthills, wet cement, quicksand, or catapults.
-Do not leave your baby in your vehicle for periods of 5 hours or more, unless the window is cracked
-Do not physically abuse your baby if there's anybody watching. This can result in adverse legal consequences. The baby can learn its lesson later.
-Though babies quickly learn to walk and talk, driving is a skill which takes many years to master. Do not even permit your baby to just steer. This is especially important when your baby has been drinking.
-When playing softball, try not to use your baby as one of the bases. If there is no other alternative, make sure the baby is third base, which is used much less often than first or second.
-Putting your baby in the freezer will not keep it fresh, nor will cooking it in the oven make it get older faster
-Unlike some pets, babies must be fed EVERY DAY.
If this is not a joke I'm gonna cry.....
Black Market Babies.com
Black Market Babies.com is one-of-a-kind: a full-service, fee-based adoption agency. It's safe, fast, and in many ways legal. And it is guaranteed. If you are not satisfied after 30 days, simply return your child in good condition, in the box it came in, for a full refund. We will even pay the postage!
C O M I N G S O O N ! ! !
BLACK MARKET PANDAS.COM and BLACK MARKET TIGERS.COM
PLEASE NOTE: DUE TO CERTAIN PROBLEMS THAT HAVE DEVELOPED IN CONJUNCTION WITH DELIVERY, ALL TIGERS WILL BE KILLED PRIOR TO SHIPPING. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY RESULTING INCONVENIENCE.
Tips and tricks on babycare
-Newborn babies are very susceptible to infection, so its probably best to keep them away from old people. If necessary, tell grandparents that the baby died.
-Refrain from dropping the baby, even if at a baseball game and a foul ball is hit in your direction.
-Avoid falls of eight feet or more
-DO NOT leave you baby unattended around crocodiles, dingoes, anthills, wet cement, quicksand, or catapults.
-Do not leave your baby in your vehicle for periods of 5 hours or more, unless the window is cracked
-Do not physically abuse your baby if there's anybody watching. This can result in adverse legal consequences. The baby can learn its lesson later.
-Though babies quickly learn to walk and talk, driving is a skill which takes many years to master. Do not even permit your baby to just steer. This is especially important when your baby has been drinking.
-When playing softball, try not to use your baby as one of the bases. If there is no other alternative, make sure the baby is third base, which is used much less often than first or second.
-Putting your baby in the freezer will not keep it fresh, nor will cooking it in the oven make it get older faster
-Unlike some pets, babies must be fed EVERY DAY.
If this is not a joke I'm gonna cry.....