Santa letter
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I helped mencc1701 hide a body (-173 points). In August I didn't flush (-1 points). In July lemargrete and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In May on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-209 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
krepander