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I love those brand new CDs that smell like candy. I don't know what the manufacturer does at the plant to make them smell so good, but when I crack open a new CD case and take a whiff, certain kinds just make me feel like they are coated in M&M shell. Occasionally you get the maple syrup variety, and while I'm not grossed out by these ones, they are definitely not the best. Other discs come with almost no smell at all. While the lack of smell is often disappointing to me, it is preferable to the miserable "newspaper ink" smelling discs. Taking a whiff of these foul CDs is like opening up a bag of buttcrack. Any company who knowing puts out stinky media should be scorned and rebuked.