Retirement Plan
Now for those that don't know, I was in retirement plan administration for a couple years. I got this today and I was crackin' up. So, I thought I would share:
If you had invested $1000.00 in Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all that beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice I can give you is to drink heavily and recycle. We call it the 401-Keg Retirement Plan.
*giggles* I think we need to do some investing soon.
If you had invested $1000.00 in Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all that beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice I can give you is to drink heavily and recycle. We call it the 401-Keg Retirement Plan.
*giggles* I think we need to do some investing soon.