Under the blue moon
Hmm. So what happened on the night of September 8th? Pensioner Putin, climbed out of the bunker, and went to rest under the blue moon on the river with the shaman Shoigu. They took photo of the starry sky. They saluted each other by military manner. Shoigu came to putin's tent and found him sleeping on a suitcase. He crambled and left the tent unsatisfied.
At the same time, the guard of the citizen Putin, under the blue moon, went on a tour of the waterfall. The sky above him, probably, was the same as over these old men.The guard took the position of Shoigu, that is, he was attached by the Minister of Emergency Situations. And this so-called minister slips under the starry sky and the blue moon and flies into the waterfall! He was trying to save by the director Melnik. But the minister drags Melnyk with him... in tartars. Both die. Pensioner Putin gives his former guard, appointed Minister of Emergency Situations, the star of the hero, for the fact that he fell into a waterfall and killed the director Melnik. Absurdity? If. But alas. The director failed to save the former guard of Putin. He was lanky.
There are no indispensable officials. And there are plenty of guards, like dirt.