Jaamon!
Oh goodness! Apollo Ball: Awesome! Just got in from Destin. Was much fun! Only two weeks left with Walden Books--thankfuckinggod! I never want to deal with mall trash again. I'm not saying that if you shop in a mall that you are mall trash, so put that Aguilera finger down. Mall trash is a species unto itself. Ugggghhh...
So as a final nod to that wonderful Walden-holiday I've written a couple of poems inspired by my time:
The first was inspired by the urban wear clothing store across from where I work. This store's love of Nelly inspired Ode to Nelly.
O Nelly
O Nelly
How oft do you play?
With bass rattlin'
and thumpin'
Forsooth--
It is finally
hott in herre
The next was inspired by a man walking in size 28 jeans. His waist was a 36.
Tighty Pants
Tighty Pants
How do you walk?
Bulbous bulge
-- You lead with your crotch
When was last exhale?
1998
So there it is all that I have learned from Waldenbooks. Oh that and Ashanti does NOT like white limos because they are "ghetto".
Jussy
So as a final nod to that wonderful Walden-holiday I've written a couple of poems inspired by my time:
The first was inspired by the urban wear clothing store across from where I work. This store's love of Nelly inspired Ode to Nelly.
O Nelly
O Nelly
How oft do you play?
With bass rattlin'
and thumpin'
Forsooth--
It is finally
hott in herre
The next was inspired by a man walking in size 28 jeans. His waist was a 36.
Tighty Pants
Tighty Pants
How do you walk?
Bulbous bulge
-- You lead with your crotch
When was last exhale?
1998
So there it is all that I have learned from Waldenbooks. Oh that and Ashanti does NOT like white limos because they are "ghetto".
Jussy