Oh lord
Is it just me, or is that "I hope you dance" woman riding that fucking song until the wheels fall off? I mean she's got books, cards, the CD, and now she's on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Desperate Housewives is on and that makes me so very happy. Can I tell you that I hate that Kravitz woman. Everyone of these women has to feel like fucking Samantha from Bewitched with this nosy bitch. I am in love with Bree Can DeKamp and her crazy eyes! Damn! Does Teri Hatcher have to emberass her self EVERY week?
So here's the racap from Birthday Week '04:
Tuesday:
You know how when you watch movies and there's the scene where everyone smokes pot and there's that one guy that overacts it and says completely stupid things, and you think to yourself: that guy does not exist, people do not act like that when they get high. Okay I met this guy. Seriously, at one point he literally stopped conversation to tell us that "PURPLE IS BIGGER THAN RED!" He stopped conversation to deliver this mind blowing fact. I had to put my drink down. It was as random as the famous "Alright I admit it..." speech. If that wasn't bad enough he starts talking about Animal Farm and I said something about Snowball dying and he then tells me that Snowball is not in fact dead, but the "he exists in the universe of our minds." Not kidding, people. I mean could you be more of a cliche? After that Snowball comment, I had to go inside...after I stopped laughing. The pity is that his girlfriend was very nice and smart...
Wednesday:
SO MUCH FUN!!! Went to an Ad Fed meeting and got sorta drunk with some mega fun people.
Thursday:
How is it possible to be so hungover that you regurgitate Pepto?
Friday:
Jen Kober=funny. Oh and got some great gossip that you have to call me to get!
Saturday:
Painted buildings around town in celebration of homecoming week.
Okay back to Desperate Housewives:
Damn Teri Hatcher is in a towel. That makes twice that she has been mortified in one episode. And can we talk about Mary Alice's creepr family. They wonder why she shot herself--look at those fucking freaks she lives--lived with. I mean her husband is creepy as all get out (yeah I said as all get out) and her son's glasses make me sad inside. Oh and I don't like Matt from Melrose Place in this show. Isn't it funny how this show's kinda like a MP reunion. If they could just find a place for Daphine Zuniga it would be complete. That bachelor guy was just on T.V. talking about how he was just looking for love. What a great way to find it, on a show who's success rate is 1 in 7. The only two that are still togethor are Trista!! and Ryan. Which am I the only person that fucking hates Trista!! ?
I really like NOT Edie Falco. She's kinda grown on me. Awww! Creepy father is tucking creepy son in and THEY FOUND THE CHEST!!! Fuck yeah mother fuckahs! Did Bree just say that her husband cries after he ejaculates?!?!?!?!?! That is the best line ever! Can I just say that this show is how I know that the baby Jesus loves me!!
Love ya bitches,
Jussy
So here's the racap from Birthday Week '04:
Tuesday:
You know how when you watch movies and there's the scene where everyone smokes pot and there's that one guy that overacts it and says completely stupid things, and you think to yourself: that guy does not exist, people do not act like that when they get high. Okay I met this guy. Seriously, at one point he literally stopped conversation to tell us that "PURPLE IS BIGGER THAN RED!" He stopped conversation to deliver this mind blowing fact. I had to put my drink down. It was as random as the famous "Alright I admit it..." speech. If that wasn't bad enough he starts talking about Animal Farm and I said something about Snowball dying and he then tells me that Snowball is not in fact dead, but the "he exists in the universe of our minds." Not kidding, people. I mean could you be more of a cliche? After that Snowball comment, I had to go inside...after I stopped laughing. The pity is that his girlfriend was very nice and smart...
Wednesday:
SO MUCH FUN!!! Went to an Ad Fed meeting and got sorta drunk with some mega fun people.
Thursday:
How is it possible to be so hungover that you regurgitate Pepto?
Friday:
Jen Kober=funny. Oh and got some great gossip that you have to call me to get!
Saturday:
Painted buildings around town in celebration of homecoming week.
Okay back to Desperate Housewives:
Damn Teri Hatcher is in a towel. That makes twice that she has been mortified in one episode. And can we talk about Mary Alice's creepr family. They wonder why she shot herself--look at those fucking freaks she lives--lived with. I mean her husband is creepy as all get out (yeah I said as all get out) and her son's glasses make me sad inside. Oh and I don't like Matt from Melrose Place in this show. Isn't it funny how this show's kinda like a MP reunion. If they could just find a place for Daphine Zuniga it would be complete. That bachelor guy was just on T.V. talking about how he was just looking for love. What a great way to find it, on a show who's success rate is 1 in 7. The only two that are still togethor are Trista!! and Ryan. Which am I the only person that fucking hates Trista!! ?
I really like NOT Edie Falco. She's kinda grown on me. Awww! Creepy father is tucking creepy son in and THEY FOUND THE CHEST!!! Fuck yeah mother fuckahs! Did Bree just say that her husband cries after he ejaculates?!?!?!?!?! That is the best line ever! Can I just say that this show is how I know that the baby Jesus loves me!!
Love ya bitches,
Jussy