I am so bored
I'm thinking of hiring a prostite to be my friend when I'm bored. It would be so easy, I'll just call her up, pay her some money and we'd play Mortal Kombat or something. Of course, I couldn't let her sit on any of the furniture, though. And she'd have to do whatever I want to do! Maybe I'd even teach her to be a lady! We could go to museums and drink tea. I'd make her fit to meet the Queen, even!!!!!! I'm not quite sure how that would work out legally, though.
But there's also some sad news....
I lost my favorite coat! I have no idea where it could have gone. It's like it just disappeared. The only other coat I have makes me look like a gay polar bear when I wear it. I really love that jacket. I'm going to be pissed if I don't find it!!
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