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Aug 01, 2005 21:51

I've been doing a lot of thinking recently and have discovered why analogies should be on the SAT, why Wal-Mart is a great example of a failed utopia (and why the idea of utopia is a stupid one to begin with) and I may have figured out the meaning of life (if you believe you were created by a creator for a purpose and wondered what your purpose was), and I'll write about those later. I have to go to bed soon, it's almost ten o'clock, however, before I leave you, I thought I'd share something darkly ironic I found when I reread my pledge book last week:

In response to the question, "If you had a get out of jail card, what crimes would you commit?"

"If I had one get out of jail card I definitely would have used it already. I'm planning to enter jail soon. I guess I'll have to kill...you!"

Love, Alex Hard
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