Name slogans
*laughs* found this silly name sloganizer thing on the net. The same on Kat found a few months back, only mine's funnier *grins*
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Kreagor, take me away.
Do you mean flying or...."other" ways *g*
Unzip a Kreagor
no annoying zippers, just slide back the sheath *purrs*
Kreagor tested, mother approved
And rigorous testing it was!
You'll look a little lovelier each day with fabulous pink Kreagor
But i'm Dark Orange!
Got a Kreagor? You're in luck
You bet you are
Make room for the Kreagor
You'll need allll the room you can manage *grins*
That's handy Harry! Stick it in the Kreagor
Aaaahhhhhhh!!!! don't try it!
Snap into a Kreagor
If you wanna play rough...
Ribbed, for her Kreagor
*purrs* mm...say no more
And all because the lady loves Kreagor
ALL ladies love Kreagor
What can Kreagor do for you?
Whatever you like *grins*
Watch out, there's a Kreagor about
Yes, lock up all your dragoness'
The future's bright. The future's Kreagor
Kreagor for President!
I feel like Kreagor tonight
I'm all yours!
Because Kreagor can't drive
But I can fly
It's that Kreagor feeling
mmm, and doesn't it feel goooood?
Mild Green Kreagor Liquid.
Mild and Kreagor liquid, but sure as heck not green *grins*
The too good to hurry Kreagor
ohhhh, make it laaassst
The Kreagor effect
Is like NOTHING you've ever experienced
Kreagor just feels right
and don't accept any substitutes
Stimulation for body and Kreagor
Let Kreagor stimulate your body
Bread wi' Kreagor taken out
There goes ALL the good stuff
Kreagor-lickin' good
ohhh, yess. Lick riiiight there *purrs*
Dude! you're getting a Kreagor!
*falls over laughing*
At 29p a Kreagor, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket.
Good stuff AND low price
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Kreagor.
Then you won't GET a lot, will you?
Just for the Taste of Kreagor.
It tastes better than it looks, trust me
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Kreagor from the Oven.
You don't COOK me, you mate with me!
Kids Will Do Anything For Kreagor.
Me ish loved, but no underage stuff...
The Non-Sticky Sticky Kreagor.
Dragon semen that doesn't mess up the fabrics *grins*
It Does Exactly What It Says On The Kreagor.
There's only one thing I do *grins*
How Do You Eat Your Kreagor?
so...wrong
Just Do Kreagor.
No questions asked
Aaahh, Kreagor!
Now, didn't that hit the spot?
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Kreagor, take me away.
Do you mean flying or...."other" ways *g*
Unzip a Kreagor
no annoying zippers, just slide back the sheath *purrs*
Kreagor tested, mother approved
And rigorous testing it was!
You'll look a little lovelier each day with fabulous pink Kreagor
But i'm Dark Orange!
Got a Kreagor? You're in luck
You bet you are
Make room for the Kreagor
You'll need allll the room you can manage *grins*
That's handy Harry! Stick it in the Kreagor
Aaaahhhhhhh!!!! don't try it!
Snap into a Kreagor
If you wanna play rough...
Ribbed, for her Kreagor
*purrs* mm...say no more
And all because the lady loves Kreagor
ALL ladies love Kreagor
What can Kreagor do for you?
Whatever you like *grins*
Watch out, there's a Kreagor about
Yes, lock up all your dragoness'
The future's bright. The future's Kreagor
Kreagor for President!
I feel like Kreagor tonight
I'm all yours!
Because Kreagor can't drive
But I can fly
It's that Kreagor feeling
mmm, and doesn't it feel goooood?
Mild Green Kreagor Liquid.
Mild and Kreagor liquid, but sure as heck not green *grins*
The too good to hurry Kreagor
ohhhh, make it laaassst
The Kreagor effect
Is like NOTHING you've ever experienced
Kreagor just feels right
and don't accept any substitutes
Stimulation for body and Kreagor
Let Kreagor stimulate your body
Bread wi' Kreagor taken out
There goes ALL the good stuff
Kreagor-lickin' good
ohhh, yess. Lick riiiight there *purrs*
Dude! you're getting a Kreagor!
*falls over laughing*
At 29p a Kreagor, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket.
Good stuff AND low price
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Kreagor.
Then you won't GET a lot, will you?
Just for the Taste of Kreagor.
It tastes better than it looks, trust me
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Kreagor from the Oven.
You don't COOK me, you mate with me!
Kids Will Do Anything For Kreagor.
Me ish loved, but no underage stuff...
The Non-Sticky Sticky Kreagor.
Dragon semen that doesn't mess up the fabrics *grins*
It Does Exactly What It Says On The Kreagor.
There's only one thing I do *grins*
How Do You Eat Your Kreagor?
so...wrong
Just Do Kreagor.
No questions asked
Aaahh, Kreagor!
Now, didn't that hit the spot?