Accidents
Title: Accidents
Pair: Yoosu
Characters: Yunho, Jaejoong, Changmin feat. Epik High
Genre: Fluff ?, fail Comedy
Rating: PG
Length: One-shot
Summary: Junsu wasn’t looking… Changmin and his car… Yoochun goes hysterical… Yunho and Jaejoong are calm… Tablo, Mithra and Tukutz making a guest appearance.
“WHAT?!”
Yoochun’s voice reverberated in the recording room making Tablo spit his cofee on their almost done music sheet. “What the hell man?! Don’t go shouting in the recording room.”
Yoochun bowed at his hyung. Meanwhile, Mithra and Tukutz nodded in response as they drank tea from their Styrofoam cups.
“Look Jae,” Yoochun continued, “I’ll be there in a jiffy.” He hung up his phone and dashed out, leaving work undone and an irritated Tablo inside.
Tablo stood up in frustration and opened the door seeing Yoochun making a right turn towards the elevator.
“YOOCHUN! YOU BETTER GET ME COFFEE!”
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Jaejoong looked at his phone in disbelief. He called Yoochun to inform him that Junsu got into an accident. He didn’t expect him to hang up and not listen to the explanation.
“Joongie, what’s wrong?”
Jaejoong looked up and smiled.
“Nothing, just Yoochun.”
Yunho just raised a brow and nodded like he understood.
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“SHIT! WHERE ARE THE FREAKING TAXIS?!”
Yoochun was frantic while the conversation he had flashed back in his head.
“Yoochunnie”
“Wae?”
“You know it’s me?”
“Yes, Jae. Now, what do you want?”
“Just checking up on you.” Jaejoong cooed.
Yoochun pretended to gag. “Save that for Yunho, ne? But seriously, Jae, what is it?”
Silence filled the other line for a moment.
“Sorry, Chun. The nurse was asking for my autograph.”
“What? Why would a nurse ask you for an autograph?”
“That’s a stupid question. It’s normal---“
“I mean, what are you doing in the hospital?”
“Oh~ That. Junsu got in an accident because of Changmin.”
Suddenly, it’s like the world stopped. “WHAT?!”
“You see Changmin’s car---“
Then Yoochun heard someone spat something and when he turned he saw Tablo wiping his mouth.
“What the hell man?! Don’t go shouting in the recording room.”
Yoochun bowed at his hyung.
“Look Jae, I’ll be there in a jiffy.” Then he hung up his phone.
“I will kill you Shim Changmin!” Then he see’s a vacant taxi pass by.
“YA! TAXI!”
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“I’m --- gonna --- kill --- that --- brat.” He finally got to the hospital after running all that way. Stupid taxi wouldn’t stop.
He went to the front desk and asked what room Junsu was in. But the nurse wouldn’t answer him. More like couldn’t answer him, after freezing in her spot with her mouth open.
Yoochun waved his hand in front of her face making her faint rather than wake up. He slowly backed away and walked towards the corridors.
“Kyaaaaaa~”
“Fangirls.” Yoochun thought and he jogged down the hall.
He passed by fangirls, fanboys and the occasional ahjummas. He smiled, pretended like nothing happened and that the love of his life wasn’t injured right now or practically dying.
He was still smiling until he saw Shim Changmin, enjoying a can of orange juice.
Rage returned to his system as he walked back to Changmin.
Changmin noticed his hyung and stood up, a smile gracing his still childish features.
“Yoochun-hyu---“
Then Yoochun slumped on the floor hugging onto the maknaes’s leg. “WHY MIN? WHY?”
Changmin raised a brow for once he was actually really confused. “Why what?”
“HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO JUNSU?”
“Wasn’t my fault hyung, he was the idiot that wasn’t looking.”
“YOU COULD HAVE DODGED MIN! YOU SHOULD’VE DODGED.”
“Hyung, he could have dodged. I wasn’t the one prancing around like a nitwit.”
Yoochun had enough. He stood up and held Changmin by his collar. “If he doesn’t get through this I will freaking make sure that Jae won’t cook chicken for you anymore. Understand me?”
“What the hell hyung?” Changmin responded “Don’t put food in the balance.”
“Not the point, stupid Changmin. It’s all your fault for running him over with your car and to think you have the guts to say those kinds of stuff?!”
Changmin just stood still and lowered his head.
Seeing this, Yoochun let go of his collar and felt his knees buckle, making him sit on the floor. Then tears started to run down his cheeks.
“Jun-su-I-love-you.”
[Moment of silence]
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” Shim Chanmin started to laugh.
Yoochun looked up to see his dongsaeng wriggling on the floor laughing his ass off. “WHAT THE HELL MIN?!”
“AHAHA-AHA-AHAHAHAHAHHA” But Changmin couldn’t stop laughing.
Yoochun stood up and started to shake Min. “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” he began to shout “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING?!
“AHA-AHAHAHA---“
“WHAT THE FUCK SHIM CHANGMIN?! SO WHAT IF I LOVE JUNSU?! I WILL FREAKING KILL YOU!”
“WHAT????”
Before Yoochun could launch himself to strangle his dongsaeng , he heard a familiar voice that made his heart skip a beat. He looked up and his eyes locked on the man that his other friends were supporting.
“JUNSU!” He stood up and rushed toward the said man and wrapped him in a tight embrace.
“OUCH!”
Then Yoochun remembered something: the accident.
He immediately lossened his hold of Junsu and looked at him from head to toe making sure he didn’t cause any more damage.
“Chunnie, you foot.”
Yoochun looked down and removed his foot from the bandaged foot.
“Sorry, Su. I’m so happy you’re okay.”
“Why wouldn’t I be?”
“You got hit by a car.”
“Ehh?” Three people chorused while a certain maknae was trying to catch his breath while he’s lying on the floor.
Yoochun looked at them with a really confused expression. “But Jaejoong said…” He looked at the said man who was now hiding behind Yunho. “Hyung! You said Su got into a car accident because of Min.”
“What?” Junsu and Yunho chorused.
Jaejoong raised both his hands up. “I didn’t say anything like that. I specifically told him that you slipped and sprained an ankle.”
“What?” Yoochun was terribly confused. “But the car---“
“Yeah. That. Minnie’s RC car.”
Yoochun turned around looked at Changmin, who was just beaming at him with an I-look-so-innocent-but-this-is-an-evil-smile smile, mocking him.
Yoochun looked at everyone else until his eyes rested on Junsu, who was still (practically) in his arms.
Then he remembered what he just shouted a while ago. SO WHAT IF I LOVE JUNSU?! His face turned red and he froze.
Junsu started to poke Yoochun. “Earth to Chunnie.” But he didn’t budge.
Junsu pouted but then smiled and hugged the frozen Yoochun. “I love you too, Mr. Park. Now, go back to your normal self.”
Junsu felt arms wrap around him again and he just giggled with joy.
Yoochun smiled putting aside what happened that day. Kissing Junsu square on the lips by surprised, making the other man gasp and turn beet red.
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Meanwhile back in the recording room…
“I NEED COFFEE!” Tablo shouted as he sent papers flying in the air.” WHERE THE HELL IS YOOCHUN WITH MY COFFEE?!”
Mithra and Tukutz just nodded and continued to sip their tea.
+FIN+
Pair: Yoosu
Characters: Yunho, Jaejoong, Changmin feat. Epik High
Genre: Fluff ?, fail Comedy
Rating: PG
Length: One-shot
Summary: Junsu wasn’t looking… Changmin and his car… Yoochun goes hysterical… Yunho and Jaejoong are calm… Tablo, Mithra and Tukutz making a guest appearance.
“WHAT?!”
Yoochun’s voice reverberated in the recording room making Tablo spit his cofee on their almost done music sheet. “What the hell man?! Don’t go shouting in the recording room.”
Yoochun bowed at his hyung. Meanwhile, Mithra and Tukutz nodded in response as they drank tea from their Styrofoam cups.
“Look Jae,” Yoochun continued, “I’ll be there in a jiffy.” He hung up his phone and dashed out, leaving work undone and an irritated Tablo inside.
Tablo stood up in frustration and opened the door seeing Yoochun making a right turn towards the elevator.
“YOOCHUN! YOU BETTER GET ME COFFEE!”
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Jaejoong looked at his phone in disbelief. He called Yoochun to inform him that Junsu got into an accident. He didn’t expect him to hang up and not listen to the explanation.
“Joongie, what’s wrong?”
Jaejoong looked up and smiled.
“Nothing, just Yoochun.”
Yunho just raised a brow and nodded like he understood.
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“SHIT! WHERE ARE THE FREAKING TAXIS?!”
Yoochun was frantic while the conversation he had flashed back in his head.
“Yoochunnie”
“Wae?”
“You know it’s me?”
“Yes, Jae. Now, what do you want?”
“Just checking up on you.” Jaejoong cooed.
Yoochun pretended to gag. “Save that for Yunho, ne? But seriously, Jae, what is it?”
Silence filled the other line for a moment.
“Sorry, Chun. The nurse was asking for my autograph.”
“What? Why would a nurse ask you for an autograph?”
“That’s a stupid question. It’s normal---“
“I mean, what are you doing in the hospital?”
“Oh~ That. Junsu got in an accident because of Changmin.”
Suddenly, it’s like the world stopped. “WHAT?!”
“You see Changmin’s car---“
Then Yoochun heard someone spat something and when he turned he saw Tablo wiping his mouth.
“What the hell man?! Don’t go shouting in the recording room.”
Yoochun bowed at his hyung.
“Look Jae, I’ll be there in a jiffy.” Then he hung up his phone.
“I will kill you Shim Changmin!” Then he see’s a vacant taxi pass by.
“YA! TAXI!”
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“I’m --- gonna --- kill --- that --- brat.” He finally got to the hospital after running all that way. Stupid taxi wouldn’t stop.
He went to the front desk and asked what room Junsu was in. But the nurse wouldn’t answer him. More like couldn’t answer him, after freezing in her spot with her mouth open.
Yoochun waved his hand in front of her face making her faint rather than wake up. He slowly backed away and walked towards the corridors.
“Kyaaaaaa~”
“Fangirls.” Yoochun thought and he jogged down the hall.
He passed by fangirls, fanboys and the occasional ahjummas. He smiled, pretended like nothing happened and that the love of his life wasn’t injured right now or practically dying.
He was still smiling until he saw Shim Changmin, enjoying a can of orange juice.
Rage returned to his system as he walked back to Changmin.
Changmin noticed his hyung and stood up, a smile gracing his still childish features.
“Yoochun-hyu---“
Then Yoochun slumped on the floor hugging onto the maknaes’s leg. “WHY MIN? WHY?”
Changmin raised a brow for once he was actually really confused. “Why what?”
“HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO JUNSU?”
“Wasn’t my fault hyung, he was the idiot that wasn’t looking.”
“YOU COULD HAVE DODGED MIN! YOU SHOULD’VE DODGED.”
“Hyung, he could have dodged. I wasn’t the one prancing around like a nitwit.”
Yoochun had enough. He stood up and held Changmin by his collar. “If he doesn’t get through this I will freaking make sure that Jae won’t cook chicken for you anymore. Understand me?”
“What the hell hyung?” Changmin responded “Don’t put food in the balance.”
“Not the point, stupid Changmin. It’s all your fault for running him over with your car and to think you have the guts to say those kinds of stuff?!”
Changmin just stood still and lowered his head.
Seeing this, Yoochun let go of his collar and felt his knees buckle, making him sit on the floor. Then tears started to run down his cheeks.
“Jun-su-I-love-you.”
[Moment of silence]
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” Shim Chanmin started to laugh.
Yoochun looked up to see his dongsaeng wriggling on the floor laughing his ass off. “WHAT THE HELL MIN?!”
“AHAHA-AHA-AHAHAHAHAHHA” But Changmin couldn’t stop laughing.
Yoochun stood up and started to shake Min. “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” he began to shout “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING?!
“AHA-AHAHAHA---“
“WHAT THE FUCK SHIM CHANGMIN?! SO WHAT IF I LOVE JUNSU?! I WILL FREAKING KILL YOU!”
“WHAT????”
Before Yoochun could launch himself to strangle his dongsaeng , he heard a familiar voice that made his heart skip a beat. He looked up and his eyes locked on the man that his other friends were supporting.
“JUNSU!” He stood up and rushed toward the said man and wrapped him in a tight embrace.
“OUCH!”
Then Yoochun remembered something: the accident.
He immediately lossened his hold of Junsu and looked at him from head to toe making sure he didn’t cause any more damage.
“Chunnie, you foot.”
Yoochun looked down and removed his foot from the bandaged foot.
“Sorry, Su. I’m so happy you’re okay.”
“Why wouldn’t I be?”
“You got hit by a car.”
“Ehh?” Three people chorused while a certain maknae was trying to catch his breath while he’s lying on the floor.
Yoochun looked at them with a really confused expression. “But Jaejoong said…” He looked at the said man who was now hiding behind Yunho. “Hyung! You said Su got into a car accident because of Min.”
“What?” Junsu and Yunho chorused.
Jaejoong raised both his hands up. “I didn’t say anything like that. I specifically told him that you slipped and sprained an ankle.”
“What?” Yoochun was terribly confused. “But the car---“
“Yeah. That. Minnie’s RC car.”
Yoochun turned around looked at Changmin, who was just beaming at him with an I-look-so-innocent-but-this-is-an-evil-smile smile, mocking him.
Yoochun looked at everyone else until his eyes rested on Junsu, who was still (practically) in his arms.
Then he remembered what he just shouted a while ago. SO WHAT IF I LOVE JUNSU?! His face turned red and he froze.
Junsu started to poke Yoochun. “Earth to Chunnie.” But he didn’t budge.
Junsu pouted but then smiled and hugged the frozen Yoochun. “I love you too, Mr. Park. Now, go back to your normal self.”
Junsu felt arms wrap around him again and he just giggled with joy.
Yoochun smiled putting aside what happened that day. Kissing Junsu square on the lips by surprised, making the other man gasp and turn beet red.
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Meanwhile back in the recording room…
“I NEED COFFEE!” Tablo shouted as he sent papers flying in the air.” WHERE THE HELL IS YOOCHUN WITH MY COFFEE?!”
Mithra and Tukutz just nodded and continued to sip their tea.
+FIN+