The Slacker Returns
I knew it would happen when I got out of the habit of writing, and it didn't help that my Internet was on the fritz for awhile, but excuses aside I'm back at this thing.
This is such a weird time I'm having right now, I'm on the verge of moving out of my parents' home, this girl I really like doesn't want me and this other girl I don't really dig does want me... why does that happen? I should never try to find a girl online, it only leads to trouble... but where am I supposed to find someone? a bar? Yeah right... at church? Ha! ...hmm this leaves the local university and high school... oh yeah and at work, all unlikely places. Not that there aren't good girls there but High School is getting to be a bit young, plus I don't have much reason to hang out there or at the university for that matter without looking way too obvious, and at work all the cute or interesting girls already have boyfriends. I'm so confused I don't even know what I want at this point... I try not to be shallow but I want someone who's cute, perky, and a big dork at the same time... tall girls give me the creeps... fat girls like to keep reminding everyone that they're fat... but they're trying to lose weight right? which explains the diet cola that they get with their McDonalds extra value meal... *sigh* I hate being critical, I hate being picky... but even worse I hate being alone.
This is such a weird time I'm having right now, I'm on the verge of moving out of my parents' home, this girl I really like doesn't want me and this other girl I don't really dig does want me... why does that happen? I should never try to find a girl online, it only leads to trouble... but where am I supposed to find someone? a bar? Yeah right... at church? Ha! ...hmm this leaves the local university and high school... oh yeah and at work, all unlikely places. Not that there aren't good girls there but High School is getting to be a bit young, plus I don't have much reason to hang out there or at the university for that matter without looking way too obvious, and at work all the cute or interesting girls already have boyfriends. I'm so confused I don't even know what I want at this point... I try not to be shallow but I want someone who's cute, perky, and a big dork at the same time... tall girls give me the creeps... fat girls like to keep reminding everyone that they're fat... but they're trying to lose weight right? which explains the diet cola that they get with their McDonalds extra value meal... *sigh* I hate being critical, I hate being picky... but even worse I hate being alone.